Sooo. Jess is away from WoW and isn't currently replying back. Tut. So I thought i'd do a nice survey to pass time. This is going to feel real weird after all of this time but I used to have a lot of fun doing these. I found out that all of the surveys reside on tumblr now. I didn't know people used that to do them.... I only use mine to fangirl over girls and bands I enjoy 😂
Are you “with” the very last person you kissed? Errrm no. That was Fran a very, verrrrrrry long time ago when slightly intoxicated. I live a single hermit life don't you know.
Ever dated/kissed a someone with the name Casey, Tyler, Ryan, Jordan, Colton, Rebecca, Samantha, Lauren, Taylor, or Ashley? Nein. Give Lauren my number tho ok?
Was your last kiss, standing up, sitting down, or lying down? Standing up.
Are you happy with the choices you’ve made? ....About what, sorry? In life? Not really tbh. Don't drop out of school kids.
Are you excited for anything? Yes a covid free existence thanx. I am also excited for more WoW and to hopefully see my wife in the flesh some day. A very thrilling life I lead!
Do you hate the last person you kissed? Not at all, she is a cutie pie. Just don't speak as often nowadays.
You’re stuck in an elevator with one of your worst enemies, what do you do? Welllll this is uncomfortable. You could come up with all these cray scenarios but in reality i'd probably stare at the corner, internally cringing and praying for the ride to be over.
Will this weekend be a good one? Santa is coming with my lump of coal so sure.
Are you mad at someone right now? Yes, Jess for having a life and not replying. Very naughty!
Do you like to listen to the radio in the car? I don't mind. I am not big on talking radio or keeping up with chart music so...
Do you sleep with a fan on? If it's an extreme heatwave that we get maybe once every few years. Extreme weathers don't really exist in the UK tho.
How is your hair right now? uncut and undyed. It really needs some tlc bad but with covid times and all, it's future looks pretty bleak...
Have you ever broken up with someone for someone else? Humm. I don't think I have actually?
Has anyone ever broken up with someone for you? Nopeee I am not good enough of a prospect for anyone to do that. I am only good for flirting with when people are bored of their partners. Cough cough Libby.
How many windows are open on your computer? About 30, which is extremely tame for me. I don't like to close things out ok? What if I need to look at the page later? Give me ALL of the pages. I am like a hoarder but with tabs.
How tall are you? like 5"5
Is something bothering you? A bit. I fancy a beer and I am too lazy to make the trekk.
Have you ever taken a shower with anyone before? Yes
Have you ever laughed at something that wasn’t meant to be funny? ...Literally who hasn't sorry?
Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex “Fuck you”? Betch plz... Many times.
Do you like to cuddle? Yes I really do actually. This is the downside of the single life for sure. I cry.
Have you done anything sneaky lately? Yes got Jess into music she would have never even considered because I stealth added all of the things to assault her eardrums and wiggle their way in. It was a cunning plan.
Is your hair clean? Squeaky. Fresh this morn.
Last night, did you go to sleep smiling? Uhhhm no. I went to sleep with anxiety as I had to have social interactions today. We love hermit life.
Were you happy when you woke up today? If you consider having to legit restrain myself from pressing sleep on my alarm "happy" then sure...
What are you drinking right now? A beer. In my imagination.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Yes. I'd rather not fly through the window thanx
Does someone have feelings for you? Nope. Unless it's feelings of annoyance LOL
Have you ever been cheated on? Unfortunately.
Are you hard to please? I don't think so??
What are you craving right now? Beerz and the thorntons trifle sat in the fridge for xmas. That is the torture of Christmas, having all of the goodies in unable to be broken into. I s'pose at least I am not like my cousin with covid, unable to taste or smell. That would be pure hell.
How are you feeling right now? Dandy, u?
What are you sick of? Pandemics. Conspiracy and antivaxx nutters, people always keeping needless secrets, the one mob in mario castle that like to kill me, ignorance, the fact that there are always less strawberry creams in quality street than anything else, having one eared headphones.
Are you missing anyone/something? WoW timez
Relationship to the last person you called? I can't even remember the last time I called someone with my own free will sorry. Must be literal years.
Could you date someone shorter than you? Of course. It's total bs when people are like "ohhh i'd never date someone shorter than me" especially common with hets. You're telling me you would pass up the man or woman of your dreams cause they are a bit shorter than you?? Why does that even matter. The shallowness kills me.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall of the planet? My uncle to be frank. I figured out the other day that he is the root of all evil. Always upsetting everyone, having blazing arguments every week with my grandma who is so frail she's half dead, holding lifelong grudges, making fucking huge mountains out of molehills, being closed minded to the max, super aggessive tone and demeanor for no damn reason 24/7. When you talk to him he just starts bitching about people, talking behind their back and trying to poison you against them. Never a good word to say. It makes you feel depressed and awful after spending any length of time with him. I have never known someone with such a negative and soul sucking aura. He has turned my Aunt into a raging bitch too but I can't fully blame her having to live with him 24/7.
Do you wear glasses? Yep, though I am genuinely going to try the contacts test again after rona.
Where did you sleep last night? In my coffin. 🧛
Do you straighten your hair? When I can be arsed.
What color shirt are you wearing? It's a hoodie with Santa on because i'm proper festive. It's a starry sky with him flying over the moon.
Do you have a best friend? Yes and she is pretty damn awesome and leafy. It is truly mind blowing to think that this girl has been in my life for the length of time that she has. I like to think that someday we'll both be rockin' grannies still figuring out the new fangled ways the young 'uns use to message each other on the net.
Do you wish you had the chance to go back in time and change something now? Yes quite a few things.
Who is the last person you got a text from? my cousin demanding I check whatsapp because I always leave it abandoned and lonely.
Are you excited for winter? It is winter hun. I wouldn't say pissing rain tickles my fancy too much no.
When are you at your happiest? In my bubble. I need my wow, my youtube and spotify, my clingy kitties and someone boss to talk to.
Is there anything you wish you did today? Why haven’t you done it? I have literally 2 cards left to write out. It is the 23rd now and have I done it? No, my procrastinating ass has not.
Do you prefer to spend your time indoors or outdoors? Indoors. Hermit life.... we love to see it.
What were you doing before you started this survey? Waiting for a reply like an impatient bitch really.
Can you honestly say that you love yourself? Nope.
How many people have you kissed? Oh god not kissing again, I feel that you are nosey. Not tooooooooooo many tbh.
Do you just feel awkward when you dance? Yes. I probably dance awfully. I should take a leaf out of Hayley Kiyoko's book and own my cringe dancing.
Do you think you spend too much time feeling upset? Not these days, but looking back on these entries I was a constant source of upset.
Is there anyone you would seriously punch right now if you had the chance? nah. that's a bit aggressive luv.
Do you own a pair of uggs? erm no
What are your plans for tomorrow? the same as the last 365 days really. Though I am being harrassed to watch the new L Word and this The Circle thing so I might make a start on that if I feel in the mood.
Has the person you have feelings for ever told you that you’re attractive? Bold of you to assume that I have feelings. Robots have rights too.
Can you get over people easily? Nope not at all.
Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay? If Lights is offering ..maybe... I mean what?
But seriously, no?? I can't think of an acceptable reason really. If other people are catching my eye in a serious way then i'd break up with my partner before doing anything. I don't think it is a crime to fall out of love or follow the heart. Only get one shot to be truly happy in life right, but no need to hurt people on the way to that.
How was your weekend? pretty decent because it probably involved WoW, but tbh how exciting can a covid weekend really be? Thanks for asking though,
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? nein. but in my family everyone's bdays seem to be around mine. they cluster around just a few months, it is very weird.
How do you feel right now? fabulous dahhhling. This quiz is proper like a friend keep asking me how I feel and what I am up to. I feel loved.
Do you hide your feelings or show them? I tend to hide them but they often come bursting out at times like a cola can that has been shaken and is ready to erupt.
Do you like to have long hair or short hair? I like it best when it is medium length or shorter as it is easier to cope with. That is the extent of my laziness really LOL I prefer the look of long hair on others though....
What is the last thing you cooked today? I didn't, I just snacked on xmas party food. go me.
What do you always take with you? my wallet, phone and a bag of anxiety. Seriously though, I have a really boss wallet. It is an OWL!
Last person you drove around in a car with? A taxi man...
Do you think relationships are hard? Probably. How would I know though, I have been relationship-less for many years now.
What are your plans for this weekend? Eat, drink and be merry! And enjoy new headphones if Santa loves me....
Any friends who are constantly venting about their significant other? No
Have you ever been ice-skating? Yes, with my boyfriend way back in the day - way before internet days LOL! Hilarious to think back.
Does the sound of rain at night help you sleep? It can do, unless it's the proper fat drops that are too loud.
Have you ever seen an albino person, in person? Nope
Do you like Fuze drinks? What, now?
Did the end of Hamilton make you sad? WHAT NOW? Why are you stealing my name...
Have you ever worn a pair of scrubs? no
Do you obsessively apply lip-gloss or lip balm? no
Anything in your room that you’re hiding from your parents or someone else? I have tons of old letters and things that I would not want anyone else to come across. I already had my mum come across one once from THAIS of all people and that was bad enough.
Do you think you’d have what it takes to shoot someone if you had to protect yourself? I live in the UK hun, we don't have guns. Knives are more our style lol. I guess i'd be be forced to hurt someone if they were going to hurt me first. I think most people would??
And what’s your best feature? Defo nothing on my face, maybe my hands? I was told I had pianist fingers before lel.
Have you ever walked into a massive cobweb? Yeah I have had a rude spider jump onto my head too, I was scarred for life.
When you can tell that someone’s lying, do you call them out on it? Not always. Depends on if the lie is significant or anything that would make a difference to me I think.
Have you ever hallucinated? Nope
Do you find serial killers fascinating? Actually yes. Don't mean to sound all morbid but every now and again I will get sucked into the documentaries about killers and what made them that way. I also like watching intorrogation videos, it is fascinating to see the games that detectives play to get info out of people.
Do you like Musicals? No, never have. They really bore me to tears.
Is your hair damaged? I'm damaged, but somehow i've managed for now, but I don't think I can face this on my ownnnn (8)
Do you live with anyone that you try to avoid at all costs? Nein
Who was the last person you threw out of your life? You say it as if I have numerous options of people to "throw" out of my life. The last person I really cut out cold and stayed that way was probably Libby for stringing me along when she had a girlfriend and only turning up in her car when she was having issues with her gf or were on a break. I don't like to be used for kicks when someone else is in the picture.
Are you wearing socks? Ya
Do you regret something you did yesterday? Yeah not getting that beer. It is now the next day because I abandoned the quiz over night ok.
When was the last time you cried? the other day when gail was being twattish and awkward.
Why were you crying? twattishness.
Whats the last thing you ate? a mince pie with icing on.
What kind of bottoms are you wearing? my cat pjs. I got up literally not long ago.
What do you hear right now? Niko having an itch.
How many hours did you sleep last night? about 9
Is something bothering you right now? Yes the lack of interesting questions please.
In the past week have you gotten sick? Not proper sick no. Random things like headaches or things induced by stress really.
In the past week have you felt stupid? yes when Blizzard gave me a ticket to the theatre so we went there all excited only to find a ghost town.
In the past week have you got your hair cut? No. Rona is lurking around don't you know.
What were you doing at 9 AM this morning? In dreamland
In the past week have you felt sad? Yes because I am emo at heart.
Has someone disappointed you recently? My aunt for not turning up and not even letting me know. Boo hisss....
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? I am sure they are for some but not for me no. I don't mind being a cat lady to be honest.
If you could pack up and move, would you? Yes, I need to go to Canada or South Korea where all the best girls are please. At least there will be some eye candy.
Do you hate when people smoke around you? Oh gawd YES. I hate how it clings to your clothes, stains the walls and generally lingers. Vile. I think that is actually a turn off tbh.
Who have you texted in the last 24 hours? Santa
K well that was a barrel of laughs. I admit I did miss doing these. Maybe I shall do another one soon. Bye!