Jew Stew
oh my jesus christ it has been fucking forever since i've written in this thing. hah!
ok so tonight i went out with the fab 3. let me refresh your memory: that would be me, megan, and amanda. so we talked about the usually things: black people, jewish people, and your mom. Sad part is...i'm seriously not kidding. i have never heard so many racist jokes in my life. the best part is none of us are racist. so i decided since i loved them so much, i'd buy them dinner. it was fucking 40 dollars. i told megan and amanda that they didn't need their fucking soda since water is free, but no. they had to get it anyway. i'm so just kidding...i love them to death, 40 bucks is worth it. but anyways, so everytime we got in the car we put on a new cd. notice half of these had something to do with justin timberlake or britney spears or nsync all together. sad how we still knew every word.
next i came home and proceeded to read amandas "blog" as she calls it. i like to refer to it as a journal but whatever. they have some of the best entries. one goes along the lines of
As i'm sitting peacefully and quite content waiting for him to finish i hear a familiar, disgusting snap. Sarah turns and looks at me with an unquestionable expression of abhor and whispers, "Is she...?"
Yes. She was.
I turn slowly around in my chair in horror to see Laura Buchanan clipping her fucking finger nails in the middle of class.
Fucking sick!
not only did this make me laugh hysterically, (i actually laughed hysterically outloud, my mom came and asked me whats wrong) but i think i almost died. "I want to assassinate someone. Can you like...get in trouble for that?" Hello no bitches.
this is dedicated to amanda and megan. FAB 3!
ok so tonight i went out with the fab 3. let me refresh your memory: that would be me, megan, and amanda. so we talked about the usually things: black people, jewish people, and your mom. Sad part is...i'm seriously not kidding. i have never heard so many racist jokes in my life. the best part is none of us are racist. so i decided since i loved them so much, i'd buy them dinner. it was fucking 40 dollars. i told megan and amanda that they didn't need their fucking soda since water is free, but no. they had to get it anyway. i'm so just kidding...i love them to death, 40 bucks is worth it. but anyways, so everytime we got in the car we put on a new cd. notice half of these had something to do with justin timberlake or britney spears or nsync all together. sad how we still knew every word.
next i came home and proceeded to read amandas "blog" as she calls it. i like to refer to it as a journal but whatever. they have some of the best entries. one goes along the lines of
As i'm sitting peacefully and quite content waiting for him to finish i hear a familiar, disgusting snap. Sarah turns and looks at me with an unquestionable expression of abhor and whispers, "Is she...?"
Yes. She was.
I turn slowly around in my chair in horror to see Laura Buchanan clipping her fucking finger nails in the middle of class.
Fucking sick!
not only did this make me laugh hysterically, (i actually laughed hysterically outloud, my mom came and asked me whats wrong) but i think i almost died. "I want to assassinate someone. Can you like...get in trouble for that?" Hello no bitches.
this is dedicated to amanda and megan. FAB 3!