It's probably best not to ask why, but apparently I am writing Generation Kill limericks.
There once was a Marine named Nate Fick
Who had lips full and ripe just to lick
Brad cornered him in a truck
Where they proceeded to fuck
Don't ask, don't tell that Nate likes Brad's dick.
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Meet a Marine Sergeant named Brad
His last love affair left him sad
Then he met Nate Fick
Who introduced him to dick
And Brad admits Nate's the best that he's had.
On a much more important note,
alethialia wrote me awesome comment fic that involves Brad and blow jobs. You can read it
here. Also
inlovewithnight has proposed a "Blow Brad Away" fic challenge, wherein Brad gets lots of blowjobs. I see nothing wrong with this. Also, we need to get on
hackthis's idea of a minor GK characters challenge. Yes.