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Five Things Weevil Did to Lilly that She Couldn't Even Tell Veronica About
1 - Bent her over his motorcycle and fucked her. She covered up the burn from the exhaust so no one could see it, but at night she likes to stare at it and dig her finger into the smooth skin until it hurts.
2 - Got her a tattoo. She was sitting beside him when he got her name inked onto his arm, practically purring with pleasure and need. He’d watched her with slitted eyes and then, when he’d finished, he’d pushed her down into the chair and asked her where she wanted it. She told him in graphic detail, but for right then, he had her get the tattoo on the inside of her ankle.
3 - Had sex with her on Logan’s bed. Tied her up to it and tortured her on it in all the good ways. He had no idea that half the turn on was that either Logan or Aaron might walk in, but she came three times that afternoon and then once more that night when Aaron fucked her there too.
4 - Came within an inch of hitting her and then walked away, and she’s pretty sure that’s the last time she ever saw him.
5 - Told her he loved her.
Five Unrequited Cruses of Pepe the (King) Prawn
1 - Michelle Williams. He was very angry that she wasn’t in the movie, and the other girl was. Very angry, okay?
2 - Jane Russell. She’s sassy. He likes sassy.
3 - Myrna Loy. He also likes classy, okay?
4 - Bugs Bunny when he’s dressed as a girl, but if you tell anyone, he will spank you. Spank you like a bad donkey, okay?
5 - Angelina Jolie. Because he may be a prawn, but he’s a man, okay?
For amari_z
Five Deliberate Lies that Arthur Told Lancelot
1 - “You will have your freedom.”
2 - “No one shall ever replace you at my side.”
3 - “No, really. Try it. It is quite good.”
4 - “You wouldn’t understand.”
5 - “I do not confess us to God. We are not a sin.”
For nolivingman
Five favorite all-time baseball players. - Um, these are going to be Mariner-heavy, as I’ve only been watching/understanding baseball for about 11 years now.
1 - Dan Wilson. He’s MY Dan Wilson. He was a good, solid player, even if he did choke in the post-season. He could guide pitchers like nobody’s business. He does tons of work in the community and he really seems to care about the game, and he seems to remember it’s a game. He was a negotiator for the players in the contract issues, and his agent has a book called “The Power of Nice”, which is very much Dan Wilson. I have a t-shirt that reads: “Thou Shalt Not Steal Second. Dan 2:6”. It makes me much with the happy.
2 - Cal Ripken Jr. Cal seems classy. He worked hard, he loved baseball, he loved the fans and the game. Every time I saw him play, he was there 100%. I know some people called him a record chaser and you know, whatever. Maybe he was, but if that was the case, he picked the one that would make him work every day, every game, no matter what. And he didn’t just stop when he got there. He kept playing. He also seems to have a sense of humor and that makes me happy.
3 - Jamie Moyer. Jamie is just classy. He loves baseball and he works at it. He studies tapes and he has a book of every hitter he’s faced. He shows great respect to the umpires, even when they don’t show it back to him. He is another one who’s active in his community and works really hard to make the world a better place, and uses his status as who he is and what he does to do that.
4 - John Olerud. John is steady and sturdy. He’s a strong player at first, keeps his head and is long and lanky for reaching for things. He’s so cute in his little hard batting helmet
5 - I’m torn between Edgar Martinez because of his “Yes, we have a coupon” and “It’s a Light Bat!” ads, Jay Buhner for being a Mariner and never the Yankee he was, and Brady Anderson, because he used to be cute. So I’ll say Randy Johnson for the hug with Dan Wilson at the end of the season in 1995. And, you know, because he’s pretty freakin’ amazing as a pitcher…or was before he took on the taint of the pinstripes.
Five Things House Wants to Do to Cuddy
1 - Drive her to drink. Just because she’s a fun drunk.
2 - Get her so aggravated with him that she gives up administration and goes back to being a doctor. There aren’t enough doctors like her around.
3 - Tie her to her bed, assuming she’s still got that wrought iron frame, and lick, kiss and suck on every inch of flesh until she’s writhing and begging and cursing his name
4 - Ask her why she let Stacy sign the forms
5 - Make her cry with a few notes on the piano, offering her the only memories he has left to give.
For inlovewithnight
Five DVDs You Would Take to Solitary Confinement
1 - Hornblower. It’s all Hornblower, so it all counts as one.
2 - The Princess Bride.
3 - Clue
4 - Strictly Ballroom
5 - The Fifth Element. Maybe The Professional. Whichever one my husband would let me take. Hee.
Five Times You Went "OMG, I Love Fandom" or "OMG, Fandom is on Crack"
1 - The day I first saw the term “Spuffy”, which sounds like something you’d name a rabbit, not something you’d call the pairing involving a soulless vampire and the woman who kills them.
2 - On 9/11, I was on AIM with a bunch of girls from Dawson’s Creek fandom, and we all sort of just stayed there and chatted with each other, supporting each other from all over the country and all over the world and fandom does that. It’s a message board for friendships from everywhere, so every miracle and every tragedy has a name or a face to nearly everyone.
3 - Any time someone mentions slash and het in any sort of comparative way. Both have bad writers. Both have good writers. Both have hot porn. Both have BAD porn. Both have good characterization. Both have bad characterization. The only thing that het has that slash doesn’t (for the most part) is an overabundance of babies, but then it does have mpreg. They’re both hott. They both suck. Neither is better. Neither is worse. It’s just different.
4 - Fangirls are love. I notice this every day because people share their talents - writing, drawing, meta-ing, iconing, commenting, reading, posting, pic-spamming. Everyone gives something back in fandom in some way or another. To me, fandom is about joy - which is probably why I stay on the outer fringes of it - and about sharing a mutual love for something or someone. And, for the most part, ALL of my fandom interactions have been joyful. And lately I’ve found that the Fangirl Network is a wise, wonderful and all-powerful thing, and someday we’ll take over the world and there will be peace and harmony, and Jamie Bamber will have his own amazing website, just like Ioan does, so I can have easy access to all the pretty he is.
5 - I think the one seriously bad experience I had in fandom was back in the Dawson’s Creek days. There was a huge influx of fanfic in S3 (the year of Joey and Pacey) and there was this girl who came out of nowhere on MBTV (TWOP) and was all the rage. She went by the name “Glory, Girl Writer” and everyone fangirled her and her stories and then, as her real person was taken in by the staff at MBTV, she posted this manifesto about how she was taking her fanfic down and how she thought she couldn’t be a serious writer with fanfic in her past and such. She put down fanfic which, to me, is NOT on. She insulted me and every other fanfic writer and every *reader* and I told her so. She then backtracked, but to me, the damage was done. You don’t bite the hand that feeds you, and you don’t take what readers and such have given you and make it into something nasty. I lost all respect for her and her real person, and to this day, she’s the only thing in fandom that can honestly create real, personal rage.
Five Christmas Presents Ioan and Jamie Never Exchanged
1 - The membership to that club in LA. The one that they went to the one time. They both had an amazing time and the sex was fabulous, but Ioan knew Jamie was as uncomfortable as he was aroused, and, to be honest, the temptation it offered was almost too much for Ioan, even with Jamie that close to him. Both of them thought about it, but in the end, they both did the right thing and bought each other socks and spent Christmas morning putting them on their ears and their pricks and being generally silly in the strange air of catastrophe avoided.
2 - The gourmet chef service. Well, sort of. Ioan bought it for Jamie right before he got Galactica and then kept it for himself, as Jamie could no longer eat anything that wasn’t made of carrots, wheat germ or protein. But whenever Jamie’s in LA, Ioan gets stuff delivered and then makes Jamie eat it and then helps him work it off. He’s a very diligent and good boyfriend in that regard.
3 - Jamie’s own replica of the sweater, scarf and shorts outfit Ioan wore in 102 Dalmatians, just to shut the wanker up about it. Plus, Ioan really likes Jamie in shorts because he’s got amazing legs, but he knew Jamie would just laugh and laugh and laugh and he’d never get laid, so instead he bought him some of those god-awful t-shirts he seems to like.
4 - A dog, even though Ioan needs one to take care of, since it keeps him out of his head. But he’s far too busy and not home often enough. But he can see, when they go out to the park near Jamie’s house where Jamie jogs that Ioan watches them and wants one. So instead he bought him a stuffed Dalmatian, named him Stanley (after the park) and told Ioan someday he’d get him the real thing. And the kiss Ioan gave him was worth the agony that he’d gone through standing in the pound for nearly an hour debating and nearly taking every single one of the dogs home.
5 - The simple solid platinum band that Jamie was eyeing in the store that day. It’s not a wedding band, just a nice ring, and it would suit Jamie well. It’s a good ring, thick and wide and strong, just a ridge of embellishment around the edges. It would suit Ioan well also, which is why there are two in his drawer that he never thinks about, except when he does which, lately, seems to be more and more…and really, Christmas is just a few months away now, isn’t it?
For fox1013
Five Things Weevil Did to Lilly that She Couldn't Even Tell Veronica About
1 - Bent her over his motorcycle and fucked her. She covered up the burn from the exhaust so no one could see it, but at night she likes to stare at it and dig her finger into the smooth skin until it hurts.
2 - Got her a tattoo. She was sitting beside him when he got her name inked onto his arm, practically purring with pleasure and need. He’d watched her with slitted eyes and then, when he’d finished, he’d pushed her down into the chair and asked her where she wanted it. She told him in graphic detail, but for right then, he had her get the tattoo on the inside of her ankle.
3 - Had sex with her on Logan’s bed. Tied her up to it and tortured her on it in all the good ways. He had no idea that half the turn on was that either Logan or Aaron might walk in, but she came three times that afternoon and then once more that night when Aaron fucked her there too.
4 - Came within an inch of hitting her and then walked away, and she’s pretty sure that’s the last time she ever saw him.
5 - Told her he loved her.
Five Unrequited Cruses of Pepe the (King) Prawn
1 - Michelle Williams. He was very angry that she wasn’t in the movie, and the other girl was. Very angry, okay?
2 - Jane Russell. She’s sassy. He likes sassy.
3 - Myrna Loy. He also likes classy, okay?
4 - Bugs Bunny when he’s dressed as a girl, but if you tell anyone, he will spank you. Spank you like a bad donkey, okay?
5 - Angelina Jolie. Because he may be a prawn, but he’s a man, okay?
For amari_z
Five Deliberate Lies that Arthur Told Lancelot
1 - “You will have your freedom.”
2 - “No one shall ever replace you at my side.”
3 - “No, really. Try it. It is quite good.”
4 - “You wouldn’t understand.”
5 - “I do not confess us to God. We are not a sin.”
For nolivingman
Five favorite all-time baseball players. - Um, these are going to be Mariner-heavy, as I’ve only been watching/understanding baseball for about 11 years now.
1 - Dan Wilson. He’s MY Dan Wilson. He was a good, solid player, even if he did choke in the post-season. He could guide pitchers like nobody’s business. He does tons of work in the community and he really seems to care about the game, and he seems to remember it’s a game. He was a negotiator for the players in the contract issues, and his agent has a book called “The Power of Nice”, which is very much Dan Wilson. I have a t-shirt that reads: “Thou Shalt Not Steal Second. Dan 2:6”. It makes me much with the happy.
2 - Cal Ripken Jr. Cal seems classy. He worked hard, he loved baseball, he loved the fans and the game. Every time I saw him play, he was there 100%. I know some people called him a record chaser and you know, whatever. Maybe he was, but if that was the case, he picked the one that would make him work every day, every game, no matter what. And he didn’t just stop when he got there. He kept playing. He also seems to have a sense of humor and that makes me happy.
3 - Jamie Moyer. Jamie is just classy. He loves baseball and he works at it. He studies tapes and he has a book of every hitter he’s faced. He shows great respect to the umpires, even when they don’t show it back to him. He is another one who’s active in his community and works really hard to make the world a better place, and uses his status as who he is and what he does to do that.
4 - John Olerud. John is steady and sturdy. He’s a strong player at first, keeps his head and is long and lanky for reaching for things. He’s so cute in his little hard batting helmet
5 - I’m torn between Edgar Martinez because of his “Yes, we have a coupon” and “It’s a Light Bat!” ads, Jay Buhner for being a Mariner and never the Yankee he was, and Brady Anderson, because he used to be cute. So I’ll say Randy Johnson for the hug with Dan Wilson at the end of the season in 1995. And, you know, because he’s pretty freakin’ amazing as a pitcher…or was before he took on the taint of the pinstripes.
Five Things House Wants to Do to Cuddy
1 - Drive her to drink. Just because she’s a fun drunk.
2 - Get her so aggravated with him that she gives up administration and goes back to being a doctor. There aren’t enough doctors like her around.
3 - Tie her to her bed, assuming she’s still got that wrought iron frame, and lick, kiss and suck on every inch of flesh until she’s writhing and begging and cursing his name
4 - Ask her why she let Stacy sign the forms
5 - Make her cry with a few notes on the piano, offering her the only memories he has left to give.
For inlovewithnight
Five DVDs You Would Take to Solitary Confinement
1 - Hornblower. It’s all Hornblower, so it all counts as one.
2 - The Princess Bride.
3 - Clue
4 - Strictly Ballroom
5 - The Fifth Element. Maybe The Professional. Whichever one my husband would let me take. Hee.
Five Times You Went "OMG, I Love Fandom" or "OMG, Fandom is on Crack"
1 - The day I first saw the term “Spuffy”, which sounds like something you’d name a rabbit, not something you’d call the pairing involving a soulless vampire and the woman who kills them.
2 - On 9/11, I was on AIM with a bunch of girls from Dawson’s Creek fandom, and we all sort of just stayed there and chatted with each other, supporting each other from all over the country and all over the world and fandom does that. It’s a message board for friendships from everywhere, so every miracle and every tragedy has a name or a face to nearly everyone.
3 - Any time someone mentions slash and het in any sort of comparative way. Both have bad writers. Both have good writers. Both have hot porn. Both have BAD porn. Both have good characterization. Both have bad characterization. The only thing that het has that slash doesn’t (for the most part) is an overabundance of babies, but then it does have mpreg. They’re both hott. They both suck. Neither is better. Neither is worse. It’s just different.
4 - Fangirls are love. I notice this every day because people share their talents - writing, drawing, meta-ing, iconing, commenting, reading, posting, pic-spamming. Everyone gives something back in fandom in some way or another. To me, fandom is about joy - which is probably why I stay on the outer fringes of it - and about sharing a mutual love for something or someone. And, for the most part, ALL of my fandom interactions have been joyful. And lately I’ve found that the Fangirl Network is a wise, wonderful and all-powerful thing, and someday we’ll take over the world and there will be peace and harmony, and Jamie Bamber will have his own amazing website, just like Ioan does, so I can have easy access to all the pretty he is.
5 - I think the one seriously bad experience I had in fandom was back in the Dawson’s Creek days. There was a huge influx of fanfic in S3 (the year of Joey and Pacey) and there was this girl who came out of nowhere on MBTV (TWOP) and was all the rage. She went by the name “Glory, Girl Writer” and everyone fangirled her and her stories and then, as her real person was taken in by the staff at MBTV, she posted this manifesto about how she was taking her fanfic down and how she thought she couldn’t be a serious writer with fanfic in her past and such. She put down fanfic which, to me, is NOT on. She insulted me and every other fanfic writer and every *reader* and I told her so. She then backtracked, but to me, the damage was done. You don’t bite the hand that feeds you, and you don’t take what readers and such have given you and make it into something nasty. I lost all respect for her and her real person, and to this day, she’s the only thing in fandom that can honestly create real, personal rage.
Five Christmas Presents Ioan and Jamie Never Exchanged
1 - The membership to that club in LA. The one that they went to the one time. They both had an amazing time and the sex was fabulous, but Ioan knew Jamie was as uncomfortable as he was aroused, and, to be honest, the temptation it offered was almost too much for Ioan, even with Jamie that close to him. Both of them thought about it, but in the end, they both did the right thing and bought each other socks and spent Christmas morning putting them on their ears and their pricks and being generally silly in the strange air of catastrophe avoided.
2 - The gourmet chef service. Well, sort of. Ioan bought it for Jamie right before he got Galactica and then kept it for himself, as Jamie could no longer eat anything that wasn’t made of carrots, wheat germ or protein. But whenever Jamie’s in LA, Ioan gets stuff delivered and then makes Jamie eat it and then helps him work it off. He’s a very diligent and good boyfriend in that regard.
3 - Jamie’s own replica of the sweater, scarf and shorts outfit Ioan wore in 102 Dalmatians, just to shut the wanker up about it. Plus, Ioan really likes Jamie in shorts because he’s got amazing legs, but he knew Jamie would just laugh and laugh and laugh and he’d never get laid, so instead he bought him some of those god-awful t-shirts he seems to like.
4 - A dog, even though Ioan needs one to take care of, since it keeps him out of his head. But he’s far too busy and not home often enough. But he can see, when they go out to the park near Jamie’s house where Jamie jogs that Ioan watches them and wants one. So instead he bought him a stuffed Dalmatian, named him Stanley (after the park) and told Ioan someday he’d get him the real thing. And the kiss Ioan gave him was worth the agony that he’d gone through standing in the pound for nearly an hour debating and nearly taking every single one of the dogs home.
5 - The simple solid platinum band that Jamie was eyeing in the store that day. It’s not a wedding band, just a nice ring, and it would suit Jamie well. It’s a good ring, thick and wide and strong, just a ridge of embellishment around the edges. It would suit Ioan well also, which is why there are two in his drawer that he never thinks about, except when he does which, lately, seems to be more and more…and really, Christmas is just a few months away now, isn’t it?