Just for fun:
Top 5 stories on AO3 by
Hits
The Dirtiest Thing You KnowEnemies Foreign and DomesticSideshowStuck at Three for DaysAnd the Oscar Goes to... Kudos
The Dirtiest Thing You Know
Bon AppetitStuck at Three for Days
Enemies Foreign and Domestic
Adult Eduction Bookmarks
Enemies Foreign and Domestic
The Dirtiest Thing You Know
Bon Appetit
And the Oscar Goes to...
Adult Education
Also, I will always be amazed that the story with the third most hits is 100% gen. Though it does have the Meat Song.