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[romanlawyer]

In college, I dated a girl who would only take showers in the dark. At the time, I found this attractive and it added to her mystique. Even though I should have read the signals like a sticker on car window, “Incest on Board,” I continued to date her.

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[romanlawyer]

Come on, only showers in the dark? Like, she was petrified to do it any other way. She'd break out in tears if I turned the lights on. Someone had a very very very friendly uncle.

[quiet_flame]

I think the fact that you would even think to relate that to incest means that you may have had a very friendly uncle...

[romanlawyer]

he was called gary. and he had a beard.

[quiet_flame]

I'm gonna have nightmares...

[romanlawyer]

do not let his tickler fool you, underneath that beard, there is ANOTHER beard.

[thelovesongs]

lol