Lunch Appointment

[romanlawyer]

Vascular Surgeon: John, I am sorry son, you can no longer eat cheese.

John: (Rises from the gurney. Puts up dukes. Two sweaty handshakes: one across the face, one into the collar bone). Now, surgeon, you have been beaten down to a pediatrician. Anything else that I love you won’t let me eat?

Comments

[ghostofchance]

noooooo!

give me cheese or GIVE ME DEATH!

[ghostofchance]

or give me cheese AND death.

[romanlawyer]

Executioner: Missy, I'll grant you one wish.
Missy: Don't execute me?
Executioner: Nice one, smart ass.
Missy: Cheese?
Executioner: You got it, muffin.

[ghostofchance]

there are websites for deathrow inmates' last meals, cheeeese abound.

and bryan adams? i mean COME ON!

[romanlawyer]

i have a good reason for BA. he's canadian, obviously. however, he doesn't count as "canadian content" because one of his producers/mixers/songwriters (or enough of them at least) are american. since canada requires that 20% of songs played on the radio be "canadian content," he totally get screws. just think of all the conflict brewing inside him. sure, meatloaf is a linebacker of a guy, and trust me, i like the guy: 'objects in the rearview mirror (may appear closer)' is a brilliant song. but i'll take angst over girth anyday. how about you cowgirl? would you like girth, or angst, like me?

[ghostofchance]

angst of course...but the canadian content thing is DORK x 54. he has no 'special powers.'

see, i know Billy Joel's got some pent up rage. he was in a street gang! he's gotten his nose broken in a fight, a welterweight boxer. he'd shank a motherfucker, no sweat. he wears sunglasses indoors!

and meatloaf is just...gah. he's too melodramatic. you know he'd do everything so overacted it would get him into trouble. everyone's cheering the big hearted galoot.
just because you're big doesn't mean you got skills. do you know what i'm talkin' about this evenin'?

[romanlawyer]

Looks like ML is kicking ass to me.....kicking it or spanking it, whatever.

[ghostofchance]

you always have to get the last word don't you?

[ghostofchance]

hahahaha! in your FACE sucka

[romanlawyer]

i submit to you.

NCA

[ghostofchance]

you'll have to pry it from my cold. dead. hands.

Re: NCA

[romanlawyer]

why would i pry from your hands what i just jammed into them?

Re: NCA

[ghostofchance]

you shut it. i'm on to you, you raggedy dog.

Re: NCA

[romanlawyer]

i see that you object to my doggie-style. crusty catholic.

[romanlawyer]

i live for mass aquatic extinction, followed by the sudden ability of all humans to fly.