James v. Darth
The bust of James Madison on this letterhead in front of me looks no different from this Darth Vader Pez dispenser sitting right next to it. They would both be insulted and express outrage with this observation, but Darth would do so between dramatic breaths, and I'd have to say to him, "knock it off." Then James would wink at me like he won, then I'd say to him, "knock it off." And with that final comment, we'd all kind of lose.