May 21, 2005 14:06
Ah, I see that in the time that I have not been writing there are some new football players. I would like to ask why they are all women. Women are not very interesting, and these ones I see are not very beautiful.
Let us look at this season in the Serie A.
I have 13 yellow cards and 2 red cards. I could say that it is not my fault and the officials are all blind, but I will be humorous and say that yellow and red are Roma colours. I am also still captain. The cards match my uniform.
I would now like to talk about loyalty.
In la bella citta di Roma, there were once two young boys who played football - one had dark hair, the other fair. In la bella citta di Roma, there were two football teams - one blue, the other red.
Dark Hair played defence for the Biancocelesti. Fair Hair - who was very handsome - scored goals for the Giallorossi. Both these boys became captains. Both these boys played for their country. Both these boys pledged loyalty to their teams.
They said that Dark Hair was like Maldini, and they were right.
Dark Hair broke his pledge and left the Biancocelesti in the south for the Rossoneri. Maldini's team. So now Dark Hair was like Maldini, except he was a traitor.
Fair Hair stayed with his Giallorossi. Fair Hair knows the meaning of loyalty.
You see, the team is like a woman. You do not say to your woman, "I will love you forever" and then leave her for another woman who has more money, as if you are a common whore.
We are 14th in the league. I am fine. I am still a captain, I am still a Giallorosso. Most importantly I am still a hottie.