i normally hate facebook messenger, but not tonight
I just wanted to remember this forever.
Kirk: ok
so
this story might be better in person, but I'm pretty desperate to tell it
Kaitlyn:haha
well, you can always retell it tomorrow if it sucks
Kirk: fact
so
this starts off with me running into Costas' room to ask him if I smell bad
I'd just come from latenight
where I thought I was reaking for some reason
and well, because earlier tonight when we were working out I actually started smelling
but then I showered
so I thought maybe I had magic BO
like the BO car in seinfeld
Kaitlyn: haha
this is nuts already
Kirk: so I ran into his room to ask him if I smelled
well, he was taking a shower
but Frank was there
so I talked with frank for a bit
and then asked him to smell me
turns out, I didn't smell
Kaitlyn: well thats good
Kirk: which was good I guess
yeah
then Costas came into the room
in just his boxers and pink towel
nothing weird about that, you know
it was his room and he'd just showered
well so we were all talking
and then Frank went to go take a shower
and so Costas and I were talking about John Mackey
and some other piece
and well one thing lead to another
and I told him that I would write him a love song
if he asked for one
and this is about...10 minutes or longer after I had gone into the room
so
Costas starts playing it on his keyboard
oh!!
ok
I forgot a very important part
Kaitlyn: haha
oh no
Kirk: we were talking about creepiness on facebook
he was looking for a picture of john mackey or something
Kaitlyn: facebook is pretty creepy
Kirk: but he wound up trying to show me how attractive his ex's new boyfriend is
because I said I didn't think the new boyfriend looked that great
but, there weren't any pictures of him
Kaitlyn: hahaha
who does that?
Kirk: and we decided it'd be creepy to actually seek him out
oh
we were just in one of his friends albums or something
that costas might have been in?
Kaitlyn: ah
well ok
Kirk: so then we said it'd be too creepy for us to go and look at the pictures up of costas' ex to try to find pictures of this guy
rightly so
so then this love song business started happening
and I started playing on the keyboard in the wrong key and time signature
and he went "you know, we should probably stop, the girls next door get really mad at us when we're loud, and it might be weird if they came in and saw this"
and that was when I realized Costas was still just in his boxers
with his pink towel aroudn his head
and so I said
"this is weird. I'm not going to write you a love song"
so I went to leave, and he started playing it again
and I was like "you know, I can hear you in the hall, maybe you should stop"
he didn't
so I walked back out
and who was walking down the hall?
but Ethan, Meagan Moore and Molly
oh, and Costas' room door and suite door were wide open
Kaitlyn: haha
Kirk: so they go
"hey kirk"
and I just start laughing
they take maybe...4 more steps
and their eyes pop out of their heads!
because what do they see?
Costas
in boxers
and his towel
facing the wall
playing his keyboard
and singing love song
presumably to the wall, or me
Kaitlyn: hahaha
wow
Kirk: yes
Kaitlyn: just....wow
Kirk: I know
its been a great night
Kirk: ok
so
this story might be better in person, but I'm pretty desperate to tell it
Kaitlyn:haha
well, you can always retell it tomorrow if it sucks
Kirk: fact
so
this starts off with me running into Costas' room to ask him if I smell bad
I'd just come from latenight
where I thought I was reaking for some reason
and well, because earlier tonight when we were working out I actually started smelling
but then I showered
so I thought maybe I had magic BO
like the BO car in seinfeld
Kaitlyn: haha
this is nuts already
Kirk: so I ran into his room to ask him if I smelled
well, he was taking a shower
but Frank was there
so I talked with frank for a bit
and then asked him to smell me
turns out, I didn't smell
Kaitlyn: well thats good
Kirk: which was good I guess
yeah
then Costas came into the room
in just his boxers and pink towel
nothing weird about that, you know
it was his room and he'd just showered
well so we were all talking
and then Frank went to go take a shower
and so Costas and I were talking about John Mackey
and some other piece
and well one thing lead to another
and I told him that I would write him a love song
if he asked for one
and this is about...10 minutes or longer after I had gone into the room
so
Costas starts playing it on his keyboard
oh!!
ok
I forgot a very important part
Kaitlyn: haha
oh no
Kirk: we were talking about creepiness on facebook
he was looking for a picture of john mackey or something
Kaitlyn: facebook is pretty creepy
Kirk: but he wound up trying to show me how attractive his ex's new boyfriend is
because I said I didn't think the new boyfriend looked that great
but, there weren't any pictures of him
Kaitlyn: hahaha
who does that?
Kirk: and we decided it'd be creepy to actually seek him out
oh
we were just in one of his friends albums or something
that costas might have been in?
Kaitlyn: ah
well ok
Kirk: so then we said it'd be too creepy for us to go and look at the pictures up of costas' ex to try to find pictures of this guy
rightly so
so then this love song business started happening
and I started playing on the keyboard in the wrong key and time signature
and he went "you know, we should probably stop, the girls next door get really mad at us when we're loud, and it might be weird if they came in and saw this"
and that was when I realized Costas was still just in his boxers
with his pink towel aroudn his head
and so I said
"this is weird. I'm not going to write you a love song"
so I went to leave, and he started playing it again
and I was like "you know, I can hear you in the hall, maybe you should stop"
he didn't
so I walked back out
and who was walking down the hall?
but Ethan, Meagan Moore and Molly
oh, and Costas' room door and suite door were wide open
Kaitlyn: haha
Kirk: so they go
"hey kirk"
and I just start laughing
they take maybe...4 more steps
and their eyes pop out of their heads!
because what do they see?
Costas
in boxers
and his towel
facing the wall
playing his keyboard
and singing love song
presumably to the wall, or me
Kaitlyn: hahaha
wow
Kirk: yes
Kaitlyn: just....wow
Kirk: I know
its been a great night