-02-

[rollo_l]

Mr Grouchy Bear made a girl cry. And we all know that making girls cry is a bad thing, even if girls are dumb.

I bet he's doing weird things to her.

Mr Grouchy Bear is dangerous.

Comments

[chibiprince]

Don't worry, I have everything under control. I'm going to tell Mother about this! He'll be thrown into our personal basement prison and eat with the rats!

[rollo_l]

Okay.

[chibiprince]

Okay, Rollo, we have a new problem! The Grouchy Bear is making me do extra homework because I saw through his evil plot of making girls cry! You have to help me neutralize him!

[dontgetpdenough]

You do know teachers can view these too, don't you?

[chibiprince]

Yes, so? Of course we won't discuss how we neutralize you in here. It's just to let you know that we will!

[dontgetpdenough]

Are you threatening a teacher? I'm sure there are bylaws here somewhere in the handbook about that.

[chibiprince]

If you take it as a threat, that's your problem. I'm merely making plans on how to spend my free time!

[dontgetpdenough]

Neutralizing is a strong word. Especially in regards to people, don't you think?

[chibiprince]

You're not a linguist! Don't start throwing things about strong or weak words at me!

[dontgetpdenough]

Neither are you.

[chibiprince]

I bet I know more words than you.

[dontgetpdenough]

While I'm sure your youthful exuberance is merely exercise for your abundant energy, I am viewing it as a vociferation rather than anything in a benign light. Further more, I believe you have more pressing tasks that involve the computation of numbers and comprehension of a lexical nature rather than your teacher's untimely demise.

[chibiprince]

That's not how you talk to a first grader. Are you sure you're a valid teacher? They should fire you for being unpedagogical!

[dontgetpdenough]

Then again...Not many first graders know the word 'unpedagogical' now, do they? And I can assure you, they wouldn't have hired me in the first place if I wasn't a valid teacher with valid credentials and references.

[chibiprince]

You can't fool me, commoner! I bet you kidnapped the headmaster's daugther and made her cry, and then you made him hire you to get his daughter back! I'll report that!

[rollo_l]

Neutralize?

How?