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So, I was reading this article at work and mentioned it to the new girl I work with. She said, "Wow! I didn't know there was more than one moon. How many other planets have moons?" After a brief lesson I was joking and told her that they also proved the sun actually revolves around the Earth. She bought it. Not only that, but... are you ready? She thought the moon and the sun were the same thing. She told me she always thought the sun turned over and "went to sleep" then became the moon. What. a. dumb. fuck. After incessant teasing she cried "I just forgot, okay!"
She forgot that the sun and moon were totally different bodies. Oh, and she thought Pluto fell. Fell on what? She then changed her mind and said he exploded. He. Pluto has not only lost its planetary status but has also become a male, who either falls or explodes. She forgot.
She forgot that the sun and moon were totally different bodies. Oh, and she thought Pluto fell. Fell on what? She then changed her mind and said he exploded. He. Pluto has not only lost its planetary status but has also become a male, who either falls or explodes. She forgot.