Why hello there Garcia Hotspur
Done with the first semester! Done with exams! Winter break starts now 8DDD
Questionable naming sense? I think it's a bit better than Travis Touchdown (笑).
The game is the result of a collaboration between Suda51(no more heroes) and Mikami Shinji (DMC). I was first drawn to it because of Akira Yamaoka, the composer for the Silent Hill series which is stupid because who buys a game for its brilliant soundtrack? (ie. me) if you pre-ordered this on EA's store it came with the bloody thing but guess what? NOT FOR NEW ZEALANDERS (╬ ಠ益ಠ).
OK, that's fine, if they ever release a proper full OST for the game I'd be buying it anyway, hmph.
Garica is a demon hunter who's slayed one too many a demon incurring the wrath of Flemming, the lord of all demons (and just happens to sport three pairs of eyes on his elongated skull lololol). Then as far as I can tell from chapter one it's pretty much super mario from here, since Garcia pissed off Flemming and refused to repent, Flemming takes Garcia's girlfriend Paula to the underworld to repeatedly kill and resurrect to torture her and Garcia must travel through hell to get her back.
I've missed Akira Yamaoka's work. Basically after Silent Hill 4, I haven't heard any more of his stuff in games since Team Silent broke up. And although I talk about Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid like I know the games so well... I haven't actually played them ever OTL
(ﾉд-｡) Every time I sat next to my bro and watched the game. It was still fun though, we've been taking turns for games since the snes so I'm used to it but that meant I never had to play any third person shooter.
They are a mystery to me D8
Not to mention the L2 button is permanently fixed to the health potion (tequila rofl) which I keep pressing by accident because that was my button to roll in Nier :'D Garcia fights with his Johnson, a demon that can turn into a gun or some other kind of weapon. I've started upgrading it a bit 8D will see if I can turn Johnson into a big boner (these are seriously their names I kid you not).
The best part of Damned so far is definitely the dialogue, and I found out 8-4 (who does the 8-4 play podcast I listen to every fortnight) localized it 8D
The first scene with Flemming was hilarious, Flemming saying Garcia's bullets had not enough PENETRATION and needed more THRUST. And how Garcia's endowments were nothing compared to his own 8D I wonder what he could've been referring to from the way he stroked that massive pole(?) right after 8D
Unfortunately I had to stop early :'D I don't want to play it alone~ I'm a wuss~
It reminds me of Silent Hill and Devil May Cry and I feel like I'm being overly cautious when I play to not get fucked over by anything disgusting or creepy. So far there are mangled masses of flesh everywhere. I'm ok with that... but when a massive body of some messed up giant thing is lying in the centre of the square I worry it might come back to life and chase me around ; _ ;
Since my writing sucks I'll just leave this here :x
Pinched the translation of what he's actually saying in spanish 8D
1. "Cabron" - asshole.
2. "Hijo de puta" - son of a bitch.
3. "Chupa mi verga, pendejo" - suck my dick, stupid/idiot.
4. "Pinche cabron" - fucking asshole.
5. "Come mierda" - eat shit.
6. "Magnifico" - magnificent.
7. "Muevete, cabron" - move, asshole.
Questionable naming sense? I think it's a bit better than Travis Touchdown (笑).
The game is the result of a collaboration between Suda51(no more heroes) and Mikami Shinji (DMC). I was first drawn to it because of Akira Yamaoka, the composer for the Silent Hill series which is stupid because who buys a game for its brilliant soundtrack? (ie. me) if you pre-ordered this on EA's store it came with the bloody thing but guess what? NOT FOR NEW ZEALANDERS (╬ ಠ益ಠ).
OK, that's fine, if they ever release a proper full OST for the game I'd be buying it anyway, hmph.
Garica is a demon hunter who's slayed one too many a demon incurring the wrath of Flemming, the lord of all demons (and just happens to sport three pairs of eyes on his elongated skull lololol). Then as far as I can tell from chapter one it's pretty much super mario from here, since Garcia pissed off Flemming and refused to repent, Flemming takes Garcia's girlfriend Paula to the underworld to repeatedly kill and resurrect to torture her and Garcia must travel through hell to get her back.
I've missed Akira Yamaoka's work. Basically after Silent Hill 4, I haven't heard any more of his stuff in games since Team Silent broke up. And although I talk about Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid like I know the games so well... I haven't actually played them ever OTL
(ﾉд-｡) Every time I sat next to my bro and watched the game. It was still fun though, we've been taking turns for games since the snes so I'm used to it but that meant I never had to play any third person shooter.
They are a mystery to me D8
Not to mention the L2 button is permanently fixed to the health potion (tequila rofl) which I keep pressing by accident because that was my button to roll in Nier :'D Garcia fights with his Johnson, a demon that can turn into a gun or some other kind of weapon. I've started upgrading it a bit 8D will see if I can turn Johnson into a big boner (these are seriously their names I kid you not).
The best part of Damned so far is definitely the dialogue, and I found out 8-4 (who does the 8-4 play podcast I listen to every fortnight) localized it 8D
The first scene with Flemming was hilarious, Flemming saying Garcia's bullets had not enough PENETRATION and needed more THRUST. And how Garcia's endowments were nothing compared to his own 8D I wonder what he could've been referring to from the way he stroked that massive pole(?) right after 8D
Unfortunately I had to stop early :'D I don't want to play it alone~ I'm a wuss~
It reminds me of Silent Hill and Devil May Cry and I feel like I'm being overly cautious when I play to not get fucked over by anything disgusting or creepy. So far there are mangled masses of flesh everywhere. I'm ok with that... but when a massive body of some messed up giant thing is lying in the centre of the square I worry it might come back to life and chase me around ; _ ;
Since my writing sucks I'll just leave this here :x
Pinched the translation of what he's actually saying in spanish 8D
Click to view1. "Cabron" - asshole.
2. "Hijo de puta" - son of a bitch.
3. "Chupa mi verga, pendejo" - suck my dick, stupid/idiot.
4. "Pinche cabron" - fucking asshole.
5. "Come mierda" - eat shit.
6. "Magnifico" - magnificent.
7. "Muevete, cabron" - move, asshole.