Recovering from last night and waiting for Dr. Who "The End of Time" part II first release... well, took a walk along
bash.org.
:ppp
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< RLTim> Procrastination is like masturbation; you're only fucking yourself
< Cheshire> Yeah but if procrastination and masturbation were paying jobs, IRC would be full of fucking millionaires.
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< i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
< BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
< BonyNoMore> wait
< BonyNoMore> never mind
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< Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked :)
< Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide
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< N> which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
< Joker> Neither.
< Joker> Because it's twelve.
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< EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
< KC48348751> dude
< KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters
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< pleb> hey how long does it take to get back the results from a fertility test?
< Ouroboros> Do you have a girlfriend?
< pleb> yeah
< Ouroboros> 9 months.
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< revmoo> download the cky movies, they are a lot better
< ImpLin> where i get those?
< revmoo> kazza mart
< ImpLin> wheres that?
< Geoff-> at the corner of kazzalite and google
< ImpLin> what town?
< Geoff-> takingthistoofar, USA
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< MillitePress> Yeah, it's about masturbation and stuff. Weird book.
< jamessheen> whats masturbation
< MillitePress> ...
< Kail> ...
< Nikul> ...
< MillitePress> It's a touchy subject
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< Vile-> i need to take a shit
< Vile-> im going to go in my cats litter box
< Vile-> and my mom will go up stairs
< Vile-> and see a huge long shit in the litter box
< Vile-> and be like wtf
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< Simofett> Frosty. There's three way to do it, the right way, the wrong way.. And the Simofett way, which is the wrong way, but Faster.
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< ByteSize> warez = abrv. from "where is"
< ByteSize> right?
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< massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
< Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead
< massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her?
< Rosti_LFC> errr....
< Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself?
< massacre> no fucking way until I get a second opinion
< Daz> dude she's in the channel
< massacre> no she isn't
< Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up
< Rosti_LFC> she got op'd yesterday
< massacre> fuck
< massacre> PLAN B
< massacre> spam the channel
< massacre> with text
< massacre> so it goes
< Audia> hi
< massacre> off her scrollback
< Rosti_LFC> ahaha
< massacre> FUCK
* massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!)
< Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now
< Audia> so I'll be offline for a bit
< Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes
< Rosti_LFC> rofl
* Audia has quit (QUIT)
< Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there
< Daz> Oh man, I wish I could fuck up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed
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SayLo2MyLilFren: dude im a genesis
ctnpinciotti: ?
SayLo2MyLilFren: i found out how you can get by port 25 blocking
ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
SayLo2MyLilFren: i did it on my cousins computer
ctnpinciotti: wait...
ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
SayLo2MyLilFren: ?
ctnpinciotti: genesis?
SayLo2MyLilFren: ya
ctnpinciotti: ah ok, it all makes sense now.
SayLo2MyLilFren: what?
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< blazemore> omg i love this song
< blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
< Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
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[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
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< Firefly> Time for my prayers:
< Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
< Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
< Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
< Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
< Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
< Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
< Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
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