smoke rocks nigga

May 14, 2005 14:35

well my alchol binge is still going strong. I went to the Mariners/Red Sox game last night and we roxxs0rd their boxxs0rz 14 to 8 its crazy how did we beat the world series winners wtf? i dont know. Whats new in the world of Ben you ask? hmm well not a whole lot still not smokin pot just drinkin mostly. I got my test back from the clinic and im clean as a whistle so its all gravy and i dont have to sweat it anymore...Also i'm talking with Chris Chrom hes friends with Gentry and hes a real estate agent so im going to go through him to find me a house. I just talked to him and he said my credit check should be back on monday and after that he knows what kind of loan im approved for, then after that he can start showing me houses. I'm hopeing to have a house by the end of June..and you know what that means! HOOOUUSSEEE WARMMMIINNGG PAAAARRRRR-T omg yes everyone is invited..drunk white bitches for everybody and if i know you on a first name basis and you DONT show up..Little Steve is gunna rape you in your sleep with a pineapple haha..oh yea! speaking of little steve and midgets at the baseball game there were 4 red sox fans sitting in front of us and the batter (who was on the sox) hit a fly ball to center and it hit the ground and bounced over the fence and after that this drunk old guy (who was chearing for the sox) started yelling "What the fuck was that?? it hit a rock or a sprinkler head what kind of shitty field is this?" so i had a few beers before the game and a few during so i was like "hey, i wouldnt suggest running your fucking mouth theres no fuckin rocks out there your an idiot, there was a midget painted green to match the back wall and he grabbed the ball and threw it over the fence thats a more logical explination than yours dick" he turned around and was like wtf?? so i told him he was in the wrong city to be talking shit especially about Safeco Field they taxed the shit outta us to make that so eat a dick. He didnt say much after that and all the people i was with started laughing. So every time we'd get a home run i'd say really loud "looks like that fucking midget is still out there" and he'd just shake his head and wouldnt look at me...thats right bitch go back to fucking Boston and eat some cheese steaks nigga. Ok im out
holla
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