Masterchef icons!

[rollieo122]

Due to the fact that I've had exams for the past couple of weeks, I've been struggling to be productive in my writing recently. However, apparently making icons is a lot easier...

I come bearing icons for a show that I really only got into during the Easter holidays, and watched the last 6 or so episodes of (though I do actually still have the final

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[cola_and_pimms]

Oh, darling - we LIKE these :) Lots of flailing about with custard pies here from John *snort* I love no 13 of Gregg as well - it's... it's got to the stage where he doesn't want to play anymore XD

Do you think you're going to convert the rest of your flist with this FEST of middle-aged men covered in cream? *laughs*

[rollieo122]

Haha, I know, right? Either he doesn't want to play anymore, or he's not in the mood for those kind of games, if you know what I mean... *waggles eyebrows suggestively* XD

Pfft, I doubt it! But it's worth a try...

I'm glad you like them! :D

[cola_and_pimms]

if you know what I mean... *waggles eyebrows suggestively*

Uhhh-huhhh! ;) Well, if that bum slap was something they did show in the video, one has to wonder what they didn't show! Because it was, well, oddly unnecessary... It just kinda looked like he was looking for an opportunity to slip it in XD

I should think slapping a jiggly butt like Gregg's is pretty much irresistible *giggles*

[rollieo122]

Well, if that bum slap was something they did show in the video, one has to wonder what they didn't show!

What, like the blatant slash that was totally happening there? XD

It just kinda looked like he was looking for an opportunity to slip it in XD

Haha, I bet he was... Just to show us how in love they are XD Maybe he just had the urge... slapping a jiggly butt like Gregg's is pretty much irresistible ...It probably is XD *laughs*

[cola_and_pimms]

Hah! I've just re-read the part where I've put "It just kinda looked like he was looking for an opportunity to slip it in" completely differently this time for some reason! *sporfle*

[rollieo122]

...Now you mention it... *grins* Slip what in? Did you have something specific in mind, my dear..? XD

[cola_and_pimms]

Well, if he likes seeing that ass jiggle so much, maybe he could achieve that end result in another way XD I dunno... Just an idea *laughs*

And to THINK I always thought it'd be Gregg on top... Now I'm not so sure XD

Wishful thinking, but the photos from the mag you're scanning in - they aren't as exciting as the Radio Times ones, are they? *swoons at the thought* Because I think the person there was living out a bit of a wet-dream when they decided to have that on the cover... Lol!

[rollieo122]

...I was hoping desperately to keep my mind out of the gutter a futile thought, I know XD , but it seems now that's out of the question... *laughs*

I'd never really thought about it, to be honest, but now you mention it... Or maybe they take it in turns..? XD

*runs downstairs to get said magazine, then returns to the computer* Flicking through it, aside from the cover, there aren't any pictures of John and Gregg, but the interviewer does speak to them... It is mainly about the contestants, though... (actually, there aren't really any photos at all... One of John, Gregg and Tim, and one of the three finalists...)

Haha, you do have a point, I wonder if they were a secret slasher... Hmm... The plot thickens... XD

[cola_and_pimms]

I'd never really thought about it, to be honest, but now you mention it...

If you haven't thought about that, it's just a matter of not having watched the programme long enough - haaaahhh! ;)

Aw, boo at lack of photos in magazine. Boo at lack of slashiness. Boo at lack of photos of lovely Tim stroking his trophy. I take it that nobody's covered in cream on the cover, then? Boo XD Well, I don't expect you're likely to have that happen more than once in two years!

I don't know about secret slasher, but that woman who covers them in cream seriously has the job I want!

[rollieo122]

*glares at internet* Stupid thing deleted my post, so I'll try again (and remember what I said!)...

If you haven't thought about that, it's just a matter of not having watched the programme long enough - haaaahhh! ;)

Obviously XD Hopefully watching interviews and other things will help with that... ;D

I agree, but we do have a picture of Tim clutching the trophy with Sara and Tom standing either side of him (<3), and we do have slashy potential... And we do also have John and Gregg pulling strange faces on the cover, will that do? XD Maybe for that to happen more than once in two years was a bit too much to ask, but we can always hope, can't we..?

Haha, indeed (Are you looking to follow John's initiative and get your hands on Gregg's behind, I wonder..? XD) , that is a good point... But wouldn't you rather be the photographer? That way you could order them to do whatever you wanted, and get photographic evidence..! I think I'd want that job! :D

[cola_and_pimms]

Oooh, both jobs sound good... I mean, as the photographer, you could be all like "Yeah, let's get the next one of you licking cream off of his nipples..." But I feel I am more qualified for the former of the two... Not that I have any experience in smearing cream all over middle-aged men, but I feel I do have potential for this!

I miiiggghhtt be slightly partial to his curves, yes XD

Those pictures do sound fun, despite the sad overall lack of them :)

[rollieo122]

Haha XD I think all of us have potential, it's just who'd be brave enough to actually do it... *grins* But obviously, I'll leave that to you... I'll just take the photographs so we can analyse them thouroughly later... XD

I miiiggghhtt be slightly partial to his curves, yes XD

Who wouldn't be? John obviously is... :P

Oh, they do look it too... :D I shall try to scan it or something tomorrow so I can share it...

[cola_and_pimms]

But obviously, I'll leave that to you...

I tell you, if I go down to that Masterchef Live show at the London Olympia this year, I will have ALL ON keeping my hands off them - I'll have to tie my hands behind my back and sellotape my mouth up in order to stop myself from looking like a complete twit *smirks*

Yay for scannings! :D

[rollieo122]

if I go down to that Masterchef Live show at the London Olympia this year

There's a live show? :O Nobody told me about that..! That would be so cool! I'm sure I might be able to persuade my parents to take me... Then maybe mum would realise what she's started... XD

I'll have to tie my hands behind my back and sellotape my mouth up in order to stop myself from looking like a complete twit *smirks*

I know what you mean! I'd be trying to stop myself from running over to Tim (if the contestants are there) and hugging him like a loon or quizzing him about his food and begging him to cook for me or something... XD Either that, or I'd probably end up going over to John and Gregg and asking some embarrassing questions, if you catch my drift... XD

I'm hoping for the scanner (if the magazine fits! ...and if the scanner doesn't break on me, which it seems to like doing...)... If not, it could be photographs, but that will be worst case scenario... :D

[cola_and_pimms]

There is indeed a live show! :0 I was going to ask a bit nearer to the time (November I think it is) if anybody off of the community wanted to join me... I think it'd be a good squeefest and a fun day out *nods*

I would make such a tit of myself, I know *shakes head* I'd just try to confine myself to a good distance and NOT take my patented Ann Summers 'Bum Grabber' that my friend bought me for Christmas with me XD

It's taking every ounce of my strength not to sign up to Twitter and send Gregg and John dodgy messages when I've had a few glasses of wine in me! I presume you knew your darling Tim was on Twitter..?

Don't fret about the scanner, dear - just show it who's boss! XD

[rollieo122]

:O I'll keep an eye out for that post then. It would indeed be a fun day out! However, for me to go would be dependent on my parents and on school, so we'll have to see... *crosses fingers*

I know, I probably would too... I'd either go a bit crazy (as I mentioned above), or I'd go completely silent or something...

and NOT take my patented Ann Summers 'Bum Grabber' that my friend bought me for Christmas with me XD

I think it would be extremely amusing if you took it with you XD

DOOO ITTT XD I'm on Twitter, and I haven't yet sent dodgy messages to any of them... I did! I followed Gregg and the Masterchef twitter, then I saw a tweet with all three finalists mentioned and I was like "OH MY GOD THEY'RE ON TWITTER!!!!!" and hastily followed all of them XD (My friend was like "Oh no." *facepalm*)

Ha, I'll try to! :D