Dec 17, 2006 22:59
Ok so tonight me, Joe, and Donna go to see Eragon.... and
OMG
Lord of the rings for dummies!!!!!!!!!
HORRIBLE MOVIE, save yourself, save your money
So many Like Cliche's and bad acting and and and... just wrong
so here are the main characters
Eragon - Luke Skywalker
Mysterious ranger, or Strider want to be - Han Solo
Elven girl Princess again or Liv Tyler wanna be - Princess Leia
Dragon - Malineum Falcon - because it can run the Get to the enemy castle in 2.5 Parsecs
Jeremy Irons - SO OBI WAN KENOBI
Jermey Irons sword - is basically the Lightsaber
Eragon's uncle who dies by the evil army guards - Uncle Owen
Leader of the resistance - Mon Motha
John Malkavich - The Emporer
and we still haven't found the F'ing Droids!!!!!!!!!!!!