Episode ★ 9 ★

[coloneloftruth]

TONIGHT on the Report...

[ INVASION OF THE JOURNAL-SNATCHERS ]

There's been an invasion of hackers getting into journals and deleting the entries of communities. That's why I've had this community installed with a top of the notch security system.

[ GAYS OF OUR LIVES ]

roleplaysecrets has done it again, helped promote the Gay Anon Agenda. But it is one

Comments

[keikain]

But what happens if someone's shipping you with multiple versions of yourself?

[coloneloftruth]

That, I would understand. I'm hard to resist.

[stewartlittle]

Stephen has trouble tearing away from the mirror often times. Old news.

[bearodactyl]

There should be fanfiction with Stephen and a mirror with a hole. I'd read it.

[stewartlittle]

Hey now! Don't be giving them ideas.

[gogo_ergo_sum]

Too late~

[stewartlittle]

It's happening, isn't it.

[gogo_ergo_sum]

Maaaaybe.

Here, let's consult the Magic 8 Ball.

*shakes the wondrous ball of plastic neo-paganism*

Ah, it says "Signs point to Yes."

Soooo, does that mean you'll serve as beta-reader, Jon?

[stewartlittle]

You know what I like about you? You're probably one of the most hilariously shameless person I've met on the Interscapes, and I respect that.

That said, while the offer is tempting, I don't think I'd be able to go through the entire fanfiction without ever being able to face Stephen as a serious person again. I'm hanging on a string with that view even as we speak.

I mean, he thinks those Tieria/Lockon secrets were legitimate, for Christ's sake.