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[Jack Bauer is completely and utterly shocked to find himself as... a woman. With a stomach the size of Mount Fiji.]
WHO THE HELL IS BEHIND THIS?
[Either way, Jack Bauer couldn't beat them up. There were children thriving inside of him! Still, he wanted to know. Then once he was... not womanly and pregnant, he could take them down.
For now, he needed to sit down. His ankles were swelling up and... why was he craving a peanut butter and pickle sandwich?]
WHO THE HELL IS BEHIND THIS?
[Either way, Jack Bauer couldn't beat them up. There were children thriving inside of him! Still, he wanted to know. Then once he was... not womanly and pregnant, he could take them down.
For now, he needed to sit down. His ankles were swelling up and... why was he craving a peanut butter and pickle sandwich?]