MY FATHER TAUGHT ME WELL, TO SHUN THE GATES OF HELL, BUT AGAINST HIM I REBELLED, AS I SAILED
[Oh, shit, son. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.]
[At the helm of ye olde tyme ghost ship stands the Man in Black. Or, more accurately, the Man in Black and Red. Looking quite dapper, he does think himself.]
Let's give this another whirl, shall we, me hearties? Last time was so boring. We need some excitement!
[Cue the whips and the war drums; it's gonna be a PARTY, folks.]
[At the helm of ye olde tyme ghost ship stands the Man in Black. Or, more accurately, the Man in Black and Red. Looking quite dapper, he does think himself.]
Let's give this another whirl, shall we, me hearties? Last time was so boring. We need some excitement!
[Cue the whips and the war drums; it's gonna be a PARTY, folks.]