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You suck at commenting and the mods are lazy, so you know what?
BUT THERE ARE DIFFERENCES because the mods like to pretend to do things occasionally you clearly don't like team playing. Screw you, these are ships, they need whole crews, not just fucking captains. You fucking idiots. Flying around with your fucking useless crews of NPCs.
So, since you suck at coming up with crews yourselves, we're doing it for you.
IF YOUR CHARACTER IS A GOOD GUY, they travel on the majestic Eagle, bringing peace, love, and justice wherever they go. Sickening, isn't it? RIVER IS CAPTAIN.
IF YOUR CHARACTER IS A BAD GUY, they travel on the menacing Vulture. All fear this craft, and with good reason. They rape, pillage, and burn. Think Reavers. Think just fucking nasty. THE MAN IN BLACK IS CAPTAIN hoshit
And IF YOUR CHARACTER IS MORALLY GREY, they travel on the Chicken, because nobody fucking cares about them. DeLeRiUm Is CaPtAiN.
First person from each category to comment here gets to be captain.
BUT THERE ARE DIFFERENCES because the mods like to pretend to do things occasionally you clearly don't like team playing. Screw you, these are ships, they need whole crews, not just fucking captains. You fucking idiots. Flying around with your fucking useless crews of NPCs.
So, since you suck at coming up with crews yourselves, we're doing it for you.
IF YOUR CHARACTER IS A GOOD GUY, they travel on the majestic Eagle, bringing peace, love, and justice wherever they go. Sickening, isn't it? RIVER IS CAPTAIN.
IF YOUR CHARACTER IS A BAD GUY, they travel on the menacing Vulture. All fear this craft, and with good reason. They rape, pillage, and burn. Think Reavers. Think just fucking nasty. THE MAN IN BLACK IS CAPTAIN hoshit
And IF YOUR CHARACTER IS MORALLY GREY, they travel on the Chicken, because nobody fucking cares about them. DeLeRiUm Is CaPtAiN.
First person from each category to comment here gets to be captain.