WELCOME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE
[The ship is an impressive piece of aeronautical technology; if Nameless Evil does it for you.]
[Black beams and rotted red sails, the Unfound Door sails on a roiling black cloud; the dull clank of ancient machinery belies the ghost ship facade... but still, she's borne aloft by the sheer red tint of her captain's vile will. As ever and always, magician or machinist, that is more than enough to keep the heap of junk in the sky.]
[The Man in Black stands at the helm, grinning a welcome at any who might choose to man the decks of this most sinister of ships.]
[But seriously: GET YOU ASS ONBOARD.]
[Black beams and rotted red sails, the Unfound Door sails on a roiling black cloud; the dull clank of ancient machinery belies the ghost ship facade... but still, she's borne aloft by the sheer red tint of her captain's vile will. As ever and always, magician or machinist, that is more than enough to keep the heap of junk in the sky.]
[The Man in Black stands at the helm, grinning a welcome at any who might choose to man the decks of this most sinister of ships.]
[But seriously: GET YOU ASS ONBOARD.]