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[There’s cold metal against his flushed skin. He wakes up to find that his wrench, his dearest possession, has somehow ended up in his embrace! He’s about to cheer loudly, but then he realizes that while his weapon is back, something else is missing. His overalls are gone. He’s only wearing a collar and briefs, yet somehow he feels awfully… hot]
Oh boy! This is bad, bad, badbadbadbad, real bad. I’m too excited. My heart is fluttering, throbbing, I’m burning up aagh! How will I calm myself? Ah, I need to break something. Anything! A car! Are there no cars!? No damn it, I don’t need a car! I need woman, that’s what I need!
[Yes, he definitely needs a woman. Or even a man. He’s too horny to care, really. It’s so bad he’s pretty much about to start humping the oversized monkey wrench in his hands]