I am a cruel god.
[Despite his little guard problem, Zoro very much prefers the last world. After all, he's used to running from the law, but this? Zoro is having trouble imagining a worse situation at the moment.]
[He stands tall, thinking maybe if he acts like he's wearing something normal, he'll forget about that ridiculous outfit, but that doesn't work at all. He's uncomfortable, grumpy, and strangely enough... He kinda feels like he wants sex. Badly. But Zoro is convinced that he has enough control over himself to resist despite the fact that these worlds have gotten the best of him many times before, so he's just going to spend most of his time in this world looking very unpleasant.]
[He stands tall, thinking maybe if he acts like he's wearing something normal, he'll forget about that ridiculous outfit, but that doesn't work at all. He's uncomfortable, grumpy, and strangely enough... He kinda feels like he wants sex. Badly. But Zoro is convinced that he has enough control over himself to resist despite the fact that these worlds have gotten the best of him many times before, so he's just going to spend most of his time in this world looking very unpleasant.]