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It is now 15th-century Italy, and you're an assassin. Or, well, you could choose to be a prostitute or a guard or a random passer-by. But really, who gives a shit about any of them? So yeah. You're a fucking assassin.
You're wearing some bright white and red gear with a giant hood which is TOTALLY INCONSPICUOUS, and you hang around with prostitutes a lot, and you're somehow carrying like a million weapons, including these totally fucking awesome hidden blades on your wrists. Oh, and you can jump incredibly high distances. And you're apparently some kind of Rennaissance freerunner, because you've got this weird urge to run around on rooftops instead of using the floor like fucking normal people.
The guards are after you, but it's cool, because if you hide in haystacks and pull down posters, they'll magically forget you exist.
Oh, and you have to collect feathers. Because YOUR MOM LIKES THEM, OKAY?
There's some sort of emo backstory where your family were all killed or some shit and now you've got to avenge them. But nobody really gives a shit about that, because there are hidden blades and rooftop chases and if you fall and die you just go back to where you were five minutes ago.
Plus everyone's too busy spreading rumors about you and Leonardo Da Vinci.
Oh, and apparently it's actually 2012 and it's all a giant VR game. Bet you never saw that coming!
You're wearing some bright white and red gear with a giant hood which is TOTALLY INCONSPICUOUS, and you hang around with prostitutes a lot, and you're somehow carrying like a million weapons, including these totally fucking awesome hidden blades on your wrists. Oh, and you can jump incredibly high distances. And you're apparently some kind of Rennaissance freerunner, because you've got this weird urge to run around on rooftops instead of using the floor like fucking normal people.
The guards are after you, but it's cool, because if you hide in haystacks and pull down posters, they'll magically forget you exist.
Oh, and you have to collect feathers. Because YOUR MOM LIKES THEM, OKAY?
There's some sort of emo backstory where your family were all killed or some shit and now you've got to avenge them. But nobody really gives a shit about that, because there are hidden blades and rooftop chases and if you fall and die you just go back to where you were five minutes ago.
Plus everyone's too busy spreading rumors about you and Leonardo Da Vinci.
Oh, and apparently it's actually 2012 and it's all a giant VR game. Bet you never saw that coming!