TAG PL0X?!!!!???/!>

Jun 09, 2010 15:44

[ok so dis is mah fic wiv mina she is very awesum n reel litrature cuz she iz from dragula n verry goffik. but se is allso form leek of extrordinary gentlman i luv it n teh moovie wuz awesum. so mina iz vampiire naow bcuz hse wusnt in comik but dat is stoopid bcuz every1 noes when vampyr bites u ur vampiire also vmpires r awesum (edwurd culen iz mah bf) so hear is fic n in it mina go to school in forks bcuz she iz vampire n freinds wiv edwurd n teh oter vampores. R N R PL0X!!!1!!!111!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!! ayu xxx]

aLl peeple at dis skul r mormons n dey stoopid mortals. life iz so lonley as vampre. stoopid dracla i will kill him [sed min she steped outsid sparklin in sunlite bcuz she wuz vampire den in front of her she see....
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ALLAN KWATERMAIN HE R SEXEH GOFF BOI WIV LITTLE BEARD N STUFF!!!!]

omfg allan iz so sexeh but we cant be togevver he iz mortal i iz vampie!!11!!1

[so she slits her rists and crai teers ov blud.]

league of ex. gentlemen: mina murray

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