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[faucetedingly]

[Oh, Russia is such a happy hippo, grazing along the side of the river banks in the warm, sunny weather! He likes this place very much!

And as he's grazing, he's starting to hum a little]
Just in case you feel a trace of doubt or even nervous tension, let me draw the latest score to your attention~

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[mccoyedingly]

[Leonard's grazing by the river, too, and stubbornly resisting the urge to sing when he hears the nearby hippo, of all things, start up.

Snorting, he turns his head, pawing at the ground with a cloven hoof.]

No.

[faucetedingly]

Not the score the witless core of commentators are debating~

Come, admit, who gives a shit for Elo rating~?

[Russia cares not for your disapproval, cow]

[mccoyedingly]

[Hey hey, it's Cape buffalo.]

You're hurting my ears.

[jaoooedingly]

[Peeking out of the river, smiling a big, derpy smile.]

Hi there! Lovely day, isn't it?

[faucetedingly]

Da, it is!

[Hippo smile, nomming on the grass and weeds and such~]

[jaoooedingly]

Whatcha singing?

[She has an urge to bite your leg, but once her hunger strikes....

.....oh hi, a little rain cloud appears above her head and a pile of potstickers falls out of it. She puts one between her teeth and munches.]