Nov 20, 2009 01:44
[Liet is sick of letting Poland down over the Russia thing. He just wants to be with the man he loves. So he's marching around the house in his little maid outfit, followed by Poland, looking for Russia before he loses his nerve]
Russia? RUSSIA!? I need to talk to you!
axis powers hetalia: lithuania
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[Quietly] Liet.
[Nods towards where Russia is, in case Liet hasn't noticed him yet]
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Russia?
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Yes?
[Can't you see that he's busy? ...wait. he can look under your skirt from down here. Nice panties~]
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[Are you looking up his skirt?! He tries to surreptitiously cover himself]
...I need to talk to you. Now. Um. It's important.
[Cough cough hack hack]
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[Your coughing doesn't sound good. Do you need his help? Of course you do.]
[Gets up and walks towards them.]
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[Doesn't get your point, but you being sick got him worried now.]
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[...Denial.]
I'll always help you. You don't have to worry.
[Taking a step forward, reaching out for Lithuania to hug him. Lithuania would never leave him. His Lithuania would never leave him. Never. because he is his Lithuania. He loves him. They love each other.]
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No. I don't need you to help me.
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But you look sick.
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[Yep, those are the hacking coughs of a healthy man. Totally.]
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[To Russia] Think it would kill you to like, actually listen to what he's got to say for once?
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Why are you making him stand up like this, Poland? It's irresponsible.
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