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[reaperedingly]

[Death doesn't mind this world terribly]

[He's stalking around avoiding Sirius and looking for the nearly-dead. If he can do his job here he should do, after all...]

[Good luck trying to kill him, even if you can do a better job than Sirius of breaking him]

[He won't kill you, though, unless you are already dying and would like him to help

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[piratedingly]

[TAKES A SEAT NEXT TO DEATH}

[you realize this barrage of questions is never going to stop]

Did you eat something yet? Can I see where it goes?

oh man Luffy <33

[reaperedingly]

I have not.

[CUNNING LUFFY-DISPOSAL PLAN!]

I do not have any food at present, so I cannot demonstrate for you. If you were to find me some, I might be persuaded to indulge your curiosity.

This once.

Re: oh man Luffy <33

[piratedingly]

OKAY. WHAT DO YOU EAT?

[reaperedingly]

I eat...food.

[He actually can't think of anything specific to say, he doesn't try much]

[piratedingly]

[ offers Death a caterpillar ]

[reaperedingly]

[Operation: Get Rid Of Luffy - FAILED]

I do not believe caterpillars are generally considered 'food'. At least not raw.

Am I mistaken?

[piratedingly]

[ .......... offers Death a mushroom ]

[reaperedingly]

[Submits to being gawped at like a fairground attraction]

[Eats the mushroom]

[It goes in his mouth, and then...there is no mushroom]

[piratedingly]

Do it again.

[piratedingly]

DO IT AGAIN!

[reaperedingly]

...No.

[piratedingly]

Why not?

[ LOOKING FOR MORE MUSHROOMS ]

[piratedingly]

Did they give you any food? I got a big dinosaur for food and Sanji got a superflu!

[whatever that is]

[reaperedingly]

Why should I?

[...'superflu' sounds like something Pestilence would like...]

Are those really items of food?

[piratedingly]

Why not? Food tastes good!!

[piratedingly]

Except superflu tasted bad.