You have reached whateverthefuck River.
It is 2' deep. The current is practically nonexistent. The weather is sunny.
>Ford
>Caulk wagon and float across
>Hire
completely politically incorrect Indian guide>Wait for another day
>Use super powers to fly everything across or what the hell, go directly to Oregon, do not pass Stupid Game
Azula has been bitten by a deer.
Russia has explosive diarrhea.
Madarame Ikkaku has caught poison ivy.
Dr. Temperance Brennan has food poisoning.
The Sixth Doctor has a runny nose.
Kamina has measles.
Grell Sutcliff has broken a leg.
Ocelot is suffering from sudden onset baldness.
Arisato Minato tripped over a rock.
Crona has lost a button.
Wherever the hell Esther Blanchett is, their entire party has crabs.
>Rest
>Continue