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[houredingly]

[SIR JACK WILLIAM FREDRICK DEMPSEY GEORGE RUFUS BAUER, seventeen year-old Prince of some Kingdom, is glad he is without cat ears now.

But now he has a super power. What is it you ask? Well... Jack Bauer can glue things.

The downside of it?

He can glue himself to anything.]

Son of a witch![He's now stuck to a wall, cursing, but everything he

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[passionedingly]

[Grell is in a cage. Grell is barely dressed. By all means, Grell is not in the position to be judging anyone.

However, God loves Grell and has given his little trapped spot a front row seat to this show.

Grell can't come to the phone right now, he's busy dying of laughter]

[houredingly]

[Jack Bauer pulls and pulls and struggles until--

Wham! He hits the floor. When he hears Grell laughing, he walks over to the cage and stands here, glaring at him.]

I suggest you shut the dork up or you'll wind up in a cage for a lifetime.

[He does not like this substitution for curse words.]

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[There are tears in his eyes he's laughing so hard oh God it hurts]

[houredingly]

[His voice is low, almost growling.]

Stop laughing.

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[Creeper beams ACTIVATE]

Why don't you come in here and make me? ♥

[houredingly]

[He reaches right in there, and grabs Grell by whatever fabric he can grasp on his upper-body.]

I'm tired of you laughing at me like I'm a joke.

[passionedingly]

[You got his collar!]

I can't help it if you're so funny, dear!

[Totally, totally not intimidated]

[houredingly]

[Jack Bauer pulls Grell to the bars pretty forcefully, he growls a bit, clearly unamused.]

I hope you get what you deserve in this cage, you butterfinger.

[passionedingly]

[And now he's giggling]

You know I like it rough~.