Is a lazy Ho

[passionedingly]

[Confused? That didn’t even begin to cover it. Just where the hell was he?!

Have one very, very confused butler, looking around in a nervous, skittish sort of manner, wringing his hands as he wanders through this... hospital place. He doesn't belong in a hospital either! Whose idea of a joke is this!? IT ISN'T FUNNY... Okay maybe the Undertaker

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[toppedingly]

[Oh, I've been in that situation too, don't worry! I'm here to help you get used to things!

...Err... can't talk right now, though...]

[So, Kazuya is covered in blood-colored food coloring and flour... Smiling and waving. He's here to help, really!]

[passionedingly]

[WTF happened to you... He's liking the color though, it could have been applied a little nicer however.

Come back when he's more 'excited' and he'll fix that right up for you]

What happened to you!?

[toppedingly]

[The kitchen fared far worse than me, I'm afraid... The poor innocent kitchen...]

[Sad smile]

[passionedingly]

... Well?

.......

Oh wait, are you a mute?

[Crouching a little to mess with your hair a bit... Ew]

[toppedingly]

...

[Mute's close enough! Nod nod]

[...Yeah, agreed on the "ew" there. Not really minding the messing with the hair, though it is a bit odd.]

[passionedingly]

[Your hair needs to look better e_e Ew indeed. He'd fix it but... A little busy angsting over being locked in an asylum]

Aw, you can't even talk? That's so sad! Why not, I wonder?

[Dusting you off, he is a butler, after all]

[toppedingly]

[...Because if anyone I knew (aside from the customers that made me dress like this) were to find out about this, I'd never live it down.]

[T-Thanks for the dusting though, I haven't had any time to worry about my clothes lately.]

[passionedingly]

[Patpatpatpat TEAR]

....

[D8 He might have torn a little bit of the dress. It's okay with him really, even with the red on it, it wasn't that flattering]

AAAAAAH! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorryyyyyy!

[toppedingly]

[Deer in headlights look for a few seconds...

Asjlk! This isn't even mine! How am I going to explain this?!

panic panic panic flail flail why didn't I learn to sew?!]

[passionedingly]

[CRY FACE]

I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO USELESS! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!

[Okay, where did he get that knife from? Might want to step back, he's aiming for HIS OWN NECK HERE DDDD8 Over dramatic much?]

[toppedingly]

[Wha- How am I-

...

Tackling you for your own protection here! ...Well, about as well as he can tackle.]

[passionedingly]

[He wasn't going to do it anyway, no worries. He's just a drama queen and enjoys the attention, oh yes]

But! .... BUT!

[Knife goes flying! To where we do not know!]

[sniffle]

You... don't...

.....

♥

So kind.

[toppedingly]

[...Yeah, uh. Just... gonna stay like this until I can find the knife and make sure you won't do anything with it.

...This is kind of awkward, though...]

[passionedingly]

[Awkward? NO SUCH THING. Be thankful you're a cute little kid!]

[... HUG TIMES]

Aaaahhhhh! To show such innocent kindness to a perfect stranger, such is the purity of childhood! Thank you, thank you, thank you! ♥♥♥

[toppedingly]

[...Yeah, since I started this, there's not really any way I can fight against it, is there...

...But I have no idea why you're making a big deal of this. Isn't this the sort of thing anyone would do?]

[passionedingly]

[He's going to make a big deal over it.

He's Grell]

[HUGS FOREVER]