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[Confused? That didn’t even begin to cover it. Just where the hell was he?!
Have one very, very confused butler, looking around in a nervous, skittish sort of manner, wringing his hands as he wanders through this... hospital place. He doesn't belong in a hospital either! Whose idea of a joke is this!? IT ISN'T FUNNY... Okay maybe the Undertaker ( Read more... )
Have one very, very confused butler, looking around in a nervous, skittish sort of manner, wringing his hands as he wanders through this... hospital place. He doesn't belong in a hospital either! Whose idea of a joke is this!? IT ISN'T FUNNY... Okay maybe the Undertaker ( Read more... )
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OH NO! No no NO, that's not TRUE AT ALL!
He... He's just playing hard to get is all! You don't even know him, he's the coy type you know. ♥
[... And why is your face so funny? Don't mind him, he's just going to stare at you for a second here]
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It's only because I am a lover! The one thing that I'm missing from life is just one simple little thing! The Romeo to my Juliet! The second half! He's the only one for me!
[And the Undertaker. And anyone else that meets his fabulous standards. Also don't mind him, he refers to himself as a woman all the time]
Hnnn, if only I wasn't so useless!
[BIG FAKE WIBBLING CROCODILE TEARS]
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Are ya a boy or girl? 'Cause if he didn't like ya 'n 'ur a girl, I'd say it's the lack of a rack.
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... Oh, you can't tell?
[Right, he's in human mode now. HUMAN. Put in a little more MALE]
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[Shirosaki is horrible with genders. Unless they're short and/or have ginormous tits, he can't tell the difference.]
Guess that means 'ur a guy. Girliest lookin' guy I ever met. Well, second girliest.
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[Obviously. And he doesn't seem to be taking that as in insult. He really fucking wants to flip his hair and start showing off, damnit]
.... Second? Who was the first?
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[Flipping his hair will only remind Shiro more of "Number One Girliest Looking Guy Ever."]
Mr. Princess Pink Petals, 6th division taichou 'a the shinigami. Royal pain in the ass. Literally.
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[And he can't even summon up his chainsaw right now D8 This place sealed off his powers?]
Oh? That's an interesting na-... Shinigami?
[Ooooh ho?]
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[Shiro will feel for this poor guy if this place seals off powers.]
Yeah, ya know, the bastards runnin' 'round in black clothin'. Kinda looks like mine. They all got swords strapped ta them.
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That's terrible!
[IT DOES. HE WANTS HIS CHAINSAW D8]
... I haven't seen anyone in black clothing. [Does it have to be black?] Swords? Not.... scythes?
Are you a Shinigami? [Trying to figure this out, all he can tell is that you're not human here. Normally he'd be able to tell, but...]
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Nah, princess, I'mma hollow. The complete opposite of a shinigami. We eat souls and kill everythin' 'n sight, hehehe.
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The opposite?
[Demon maybe? No, not quite opposite. He's ever heard of a hollow before. He's looking at you with a great, great deal of interest now]
You eat the souls? And everything?
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[Shiro likes all the attention as of late.]
We eat human souls, shinigami souls... Hell, we'll eat each other if the notion strikes.
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Oh my, I... I've never heard of anything like that before! Oh dear, that sounds so monstrous!
[It sounds like it would be fun to watch]
I've never seen anyone eat a soul! I didn't even know...
You can eat souls! That's...
Oh wow...
[His excitement is mixing with his 'fear' here]
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