Is a lazy Ho

[passionedingly]

[Confused? That didn’t even begin to cover it. Just where the hell was he?!

Have one very, very confused butler, looking around in a nervous, skittish sort of manner, wringing his hands as he wanders through this... hospital place. He doesn't belong in a hospital either! Whose idea of a joke is this!? IT ISN'T FUNNY... Okay maybe the Undertaker

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[detectivedingly]

['lo, 'lo, 'lo. Have a Yako welcome wagon]

...Hello?

Are you alright?

[passionedingly]

Oh! Uh... uh...

[Awkward smile, adjusting glasses]

No... Not... really? Where am I?

[He sounds really, really pathetic. Like, on the edge of tears here :<]

[detectivedingly]

[DON'T WORRY, YAKO'S HERE TO HELP

You're currently in an asylum. But it probably won't be like this for long.

[passionedingly]

An ASYLUM!? Oh no! Oh NO! THEY'VE DONE IT! I knew they would! I don't belong here, miss! I really don't!

... Wait.

...

Not like this for long? What?

[wat]

THERE NEEDS TO BE A BRACKET IN THAT LAST ONE

[detectivedingly]

No one belngs in here, don't worry!

[tiny smile]

This world tends to change a lot. It'll shift randomly to something else and sometimes weird things happen.

IT'S OKAY ♥♥

[passionedingly]

But... but that doesn't even make any sense!

[He can't even think of WHY he'd be seeing and experiencing THIS! Was it Sebastians doing?]

How does it shift? WHY!? ... What kind of weird things?!

[Looking faint. D8]

-RABU RABU-

[detectivedingly]

It doesn't, does it?

...Er. Maybe you should have a seat before I go in depth?

[passionedingly]

It's that bad?

[SITTING. LOOKING VERY APPREHENSIVE D8]

[detectivedingly]

Well...I don't know why it changes, or how, but from what I gather, it might be just to make us suffer. There have been gender switches, pregnancies, dinosaurs, zombies...

[lists off some stuff while trying to talk in a calming voice]

[passionedingly]

...

[HORRIFIED STARE GOES HERE, YAKO]

[detectivedingly]

[D8 U-Uh, comforting arm pat?]

I-Its okay, though! Usually curses only last a week!

[passionedingly]

[High, girly, squealy cry voice]

But they're still curses, and they are going to mess with my face!

[detectivedingly]

They're not always bad, either! Valentine's day was really nice!

Your face will be fine!

GODDAMNIT I need more icon space :<

[passionedingly]

Oh... well... Aahhh, at least Valentines Day was nice! ♥

... Y-you think so?

;A; I KNOWWW.

[detectivedingly]

Yeah. It also depends on how you look at a situation.

[nods]

Yeah! Your looks will be okay.

He makes so many FUCKING AWESOME faces DX

[passionedingly]

Y-yeah! I guess you're right! Ha ha!

Oooohhhhh, thank you, miss! ♥

Miss... miss...

I don't know your name.