Feb 19, 2009 16:52
[If he could use his loudspeaker, he'd be doing that right now. But he can't. Thus, enter a shouting Robo-Ky, with a request that has absolutely everything to do with, um, being faithful and religious.]
HELLO THERE LORDS AND LADIES! ONCE AGAIN YOUR MOST EXCELLENT BISHOP HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU!
SINCE MY MINIONS ARE APPARENTLY UNABLE TO DO WHAT THEY ARE ASKED, I AM REQUESTING ANYONE CAPABLE OF MAKING A CROSSBOW TO GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! WE HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS! IT IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE! IF YOU DO, UM, YOU'LL GET A PARDON OR SOMETHING. PRETTY SWANKY RIGHT?
ALSO, MINION #2, YOU'RE EXCOMMUNICATED. IF I SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN I WILL RIP IT OFF.
SO YES! GET OVER HERE ALL YOU CRAFTSMEN OR WEAPON MAKERS OR WHATEVER! THE BISHOP COMMANDS YOU!
[Whoa, did we just go a whole post without mentioning marriage?]
guilty gear: robo-ky