I am NEVER sorry.

[tripledingly]

[Blitzwing was trying to destroy some of those rats, when he happened to look down, and noticed that his feet were delightfully purple. Actually, hey, a LOT of him is purple! So are parts of his hands! Sweet! Though okay some of him is black but MAN. Purple!]

[Oooh. Purple.]

[And, of course, he begins to dance. And sing. And have jazz hands.]

Comments

[deutschedingly]

[pinged. what is this]

[deutschedingly]

[SEES GIANT DANCING ROBOT... THAT IS PURPLE .........]

[deutschedingly]

[WHY DOES HE SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE TAP DANCING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

[deutschedingly]

STOP THAT AT ONCE!!

1/2

[liekomgedingly]

That's like, so totally unfunn--

2/3 lolol I lied

[liekomgedingly]

[Whut.]

3/4 God, I fail. Song picked more or less randomly \o/

[liekomgedingly]

[Suddenly, Poland starts dancing! ...A little suggestively. And singing. The jazz hands get in there somewhere, but it's a bit incongruous with the dance as a whole...>>;;;; ]

Whats the time?
Well it's gotta be close to midnight
My body's talking to me
It say,'Time for danger'

It says 'I wanna commit a crime
Wanna be the cause of a fight
Wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt
With a stranger'

I've had a knack from way back
At breaking the rules once I learn the games
Get-up life's too quick, I know someplace sick
Where this chick'll dance in the flames

We don't need any money
I always get in for free
You can get in too
If you get in with me~

DONE. OKAY.

[liekomgedingly]

[Finally, he manages to stop himself singing, though there's something almost precarious about the way his hands twitch. His face turns bright pink, and he feels the urge to go find ANYTHING to go hide behind...]

...Like...ohmigod. Ohmigod, what was--

LET'S GO-- OUUUT TONI--ohmigod, NO! [claps his hands desperately over his mouth]

1/asdkjad

[jiggledingly]

[ is... is that a giant purple robot. singing and dancing. about Nazis. in a campy German accent? ]

[jiggledingly]

[ what the ... ]

[jiggledingly]

 

[jiggledingly]

 

[1/god only knows]

[kreuzedingly]

[Okay why is someone singing about that Austrian bastard. Prussia goes to investigate.]

[Huh. It's a robot. A dancing robot.]

[A dancing... purple... robot.]

[Really, Gilbert doesn't even resist the song.]

[kreuzedingly]

Whenever life get you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when your all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line~

[JAZZ HANDS ARE GO]

[kreuzedingly]

If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing
Got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues~

[Random chorus adds in "all his blues" somehow.]

OKAY DONE FOR NOW

[kreuzedingly]

I take a look at my enormous~ penis!
And my troubles start a-meltin' away~ (ba-doom bop bop)
I take a look at my enormous~ penis!
And the happy times are comin' to stay! (be-doo)

[TAPDANCES AS HE SINGS]