Stolen from Jez, mostly about Toni. QUIZ OF LONGNESS!
Stolen from whiskpirate
STEP ONE:
Spell your name with songs.
"Journey of the Sorcerer" by The Eagles.
"Only Makes Me Laugh" by Oingo Boingo.
"Santa Fe" from Rent.
"Experimental Film" by They Might Be Giants.
"Power Windows" by Billy Falcon.
"Helpless" by Oingo Boingo.
"Santa Fe" from Newsies.
"Tender Lumplings" by Oingo Boingo.
"Edit" by Regina Spektor.
"Violent Love" by Oingo Boingo.
"Everything You Ever" from Dr. Horrible.
"Nerdfighterlike" by Toni.
"Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros" by Flight of the Conchords.
"Eaten by the Monster of Love" by Sparks.
"Absolutely Cuckoo" by The Magnetic Fields.
"Time Enough for Rocking When We're Old" by The Magnetic Fields.
"House of Fun" by Madness.
STEP TWO:
Name: Joseph Steven Heath.
Birth date: March 4th, 1989.
Nickname: Aloha Joe, Joeface, Josephus, Buttsex, etc.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Originally blond, but now black.
Zodiac Sign: Pisces.
STEP THREE:
The shoes you wore today: White sneakers. Good for sneaking.
Your weaknesses: Bullets.
Your fear(s): Bullets. And waking up without my penis.
Your perfect pizza: One that happens to be a steak instead.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Finish season one of Monsters Anonymous.
STEP FOUR:
Your best physical feature: My face. According to Toni.
Your bedtime? Too late. Every single time. Too late.
Most missed memory? That one I can't remember.
STEP FIVE: This Or That
Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi.
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King .
Adidas or Nike: I've never worn either. But Adidas has two pronunciations, so I'm going with that.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, please. Tea... it is never good.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. As in ice.
Cappuccino or coffee: Neither, please. Coffee... it is never good.
STEP SIX: Do You...
Smoke: NO. I hate it with a passion.
Curse: Fuck no.
Sing: Not well.
Dance: Flailing count?
Take a shower everyday: Usually, yes. Though this week has been horrible in that arena. It seriously peeved me that I didn't have a regular shower schedule.
Have a crush: On my girlfriend. Do you think I should tell her?
Think you've been in love?: Think I currently am.
Want to go to college: Not really, no.
Like(d) high school: Eh.
Want to get married: Someday.
Get motion sickness: Not as much as I used to.
Think you're attractive: As long as I'm attractive to Toni, I'll be ok. Everyone else, feel free to think I'm ugly.
Think you're a health freak: Freak, maybe. Health freak? No.
Get along with your parents: Yeah, they're kind of awesome.
STEP SEVEN: In the past month, have you...
Gone to the mall: No. Sadly. I like malls. Well, the good bits in malls, anyway.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Don't even think we've had oreos.
Eaten Sushi: Nope. I've only had some once, I think. I think it was sushi...
Been on stage: Nope, but that would've been awesome.
Gone skating: No. I fall. A lot.
Made homemade cookies: No. I don't make cookies, I eat them.
Gone Skinny dipping: Not that you know of.
Stolen anything: Your soul.
STEP EIGHT: Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: I wish. I mean, no.
If so, was it mixed company: Probably not. (?)
Flashed anyone: Yeah, a long time ago.
No, wait, I was in a Flash costume. The red guy from DC. It was Halloween. Perverts.
Been beaten up: Only mentally.
Shoplifted: Nope. I'm a good boy!
STEP NINE:
Age you hope to be married: Late 20's maybe? I don't really know.
Numbers of Children: 0-1.
Describe your Dream Wedding: On a mountain. With goats.
What country would you most like to visit? ITALY. (Leaving this answer for humor that no one will get.)
STEP TEN: In the opposite sex..
Best eye color?: Brown.
Best hair color?: Brown.
Short hair or long hair?: Long hair.
Height: 5 foot 5.
STEP ELEVEN:
Number of people I could trust with my life: 3. My parents and Toni.
Number of CDs that I own: A bunch? No, wait, a lot.
Number of tattoos: None on me.
Number of piercings: None on me.
Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday? My parents and grandmother. And the family that that usually entails.
What woke you up this morning? My dad. Way too early.
Where are you? In my living room talking to Toni who doesn't happen to be in my living room, though I wish she was.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? I hope so. Maybe Toni and I will has Buffy?
Do you like anybody? I love someone. (sun)
THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public? Yes. I kind of liked seeing people scatter.
Passed out because of alcohol? Only that time that lady hit me over the head with a bottle of scotch.
What's on your mind RIGHT NOW? The girl of my dreams and also of my reality.
THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? One to film in.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Movie/TVmaker!
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Famous?
IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces? Eh.
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? I ran over the carpet just a little while ago. Yes. The carpet.
Do you listen to music every day? Probably. Music is great. You should try some.
Do you still go trick or treating? Nope. I rarely did, either.
What was the last thing you ate? A Krystal minus pickle.
Are you a fast typer? I dunno. Maybe? It took me 3 hours to write this answer.
Whats your favorite type of soda? Diet Pepsi? No, it's Orange Soda.
Have you ever moved? Twice. Once I remember, once I don't. Got one more coming soon.
Have you ever won an award? I have a Best Lover trophy in my bedroom. I swear I didn't pay too much for it...
Are you listening to music right now? I was listening to Billy Joel and then my internets died. Hope they come back before I finish this.
How long 'till your birthday? 3 months, 2 weeks, and a day.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? Slightly right now? My internet is gone and thus Toni is gone, too. (sad)
What time is it? Hammertime.
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? Buy, buy, buy.
Who makes you mad? My lack of internet.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? Nope. Though I have a song sang for me. It was the sweetest thing ever.
Something you want to happen in 2010? Kissing Toni.
Summer 2008? Was a time in the past.
HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear now? White.
2. Honestly, what's on your mind? You don't want to know...
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? Asking Toni inappropriately appropriate questions.
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? Read the previous question.
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Toni. These answers are getting a bit redundant...
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Not really, no. Well, maybe Toni. She gets to hang out with herself all the time. Darn her.
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Your face.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? Occasionally. Not really bite, though. Kind of flick my teeth with my thumbnail.
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? In my pants.
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Yes. I can see her, but I want to see her in person. Please?
14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? I'm actually a dude.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like? I can't think of anyone. I love youse peoples.
17. Honestly, are you in denial? I... am? CONFUSING QUESTION IS CONFUSING!
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Sometimes.
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? I love someone. Remember?
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? Yeah. She just said so.
ANGER SECTION
1. What do you do when you're mad? Juggle geese.
2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad? Juggle meese.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? I don't think so. Maybe?
4. Do you swear when you're mad? Fuck no. I hate you.
CRYING SECTION
1.When was the last time you actually cried? Over a week ago, I think.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? I did that time.
3. Do certain songs make you cry? Can't See (Useless) by Oingo Boingo. Into the West by Annie Lennox.
4. What usually makes you cry? Me being an idiot.
HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? Yep, yep. Let's party!
2. What makes you the happiest? My ninja sweetheart, Tonificent.
4. Do you believe in yourself? Yes, but I don't believe in you. You don't exist. Mwaha.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? I like hearing it from Toni. Maybe after she reads this, she'll say it again.
STEP ONE:
Spell your name with songs.
"Journey of the Sorcerer" by The Eagles.
"Only Makes Me Laugh" by Oingo Boingo.
"Santa Fe" from Rent.
"Experimental Film" by They Might Be Giants.
"Power Windows" by Billy Falcon.
"Helpless" by Oingo Boingo.
"Santa Fe" from Newsies.
"Tender Lumplings" by Oingo Boingo.
"Edit" by Regina Spektor.
"Violent Love" by Oingo Boingo.
"Everything You Ever" from Dr. Horrible.
"Nerdfighterlike" by Toni.
"Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros" by Flight of the Conchords.
"Eaten by the Monster of Love" by Sparks.
"Absolutely Cuckoo" by The Magnetic Fields.
"Time Enough for Rocking When We're Old" by The Magnetic Fields.
"House of Fun" by Madness.
STEP TWO:
Name: Joseph Steven Heath.
Birth date: March 4th, 1989.
Nickname: Aloha Joe, Joeface, Josephus, Buttsex, etc.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Originally blond, but now black.
Zodiac Sign: Pisces.
STEP THREE:
The shoes you wore today: White sneakers. Good for sneaking.
Your weaknesses: Bullets.
Your fear(s): Bullets. And waking up without my penis.
Your perfect pizza: One that happens to be a steak instead.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Finish season one of Monsters Anonymous.
STEP FOUR:
Your best physical feature: My face. According to Toni.
Your bedtime? Too late. Every single time. Too late.
Most missed memory? That one I can't remember.
STEP FIVE: This Or That
Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi.
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King .
Adidas or Nike: I've never worn either. But Adidas has two pronunciations, so I'm going with that.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, please. Tea... it is never good.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. As in ice.
Cappuccino or coffee: Neither, please. Coffee... it is never good.
STEP SIX: Do You...
Smoke: NO. I hate it with a passion.
Curse: Fuck no.
Sing: Not well.
Dance: Flailing count?
Take a shower everyday: Usually, yes. Though this week has been horrible in that arena. It seriously peeved me that I didn't have a regular shower schedule.
Have a crush: On my girlfriend. Do you think I should tell her?
Think you've been in love?: Think I currently am.
Want to go to college: Not really, no.
Like(d) high school: Eh.
Want to get married: Someday.
Get motion sickness: Not as much as I used to.
Think you're attractive: As long as I'm attractive to Toni, I'll be ok. Everyone else, feel free to think I'm ugly.
Think you're a health freak: Freak, maybe. Health freak? No.
Get along with your parents: Yeah, they're kind of awesome.
STEP SEVEN: In the past month, have you...
Gone to the mall: No. Sadly. I like malls. Well, the good bits in malls, anyway.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Don't even think we've had oreos.
Eaten Sushi: Nope. I've only had some once, I think. I think it was sushi...
Been on stage: Nope, but that would've been awesome.
Gone skating: No. I fall. A lot.
Made homemade cookies: No. I don't make cookies, I eat them.
Gone Skinny dipping: Not that you know of.
Stolen anything: Your soul.
STEP EIGHT: Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: I wish. I mean, no.
If so, was it mixed company: Probably not. (?)
Flashed anyone: Yeah, a long time ago.
No, wait, I was in a Flash costume. The red guy from DC. It was Halloween. Perverts.
Been beaten up: Only mentally.
Shoplifted: Nope. I'm a good boy!
STEP NINE:
Age you hope to be married: Late 20's maybe? I don't really know.
Numbers of Children: 0-1.
Describe your Dream Wedding: On a mountain. With goats.
What country would you most like to visit? ITALY. (Leaving this answer for humor that no one will get.)
STEP TEN: In the opposite sex..
Best eye color?: Brown.
Best hair color?: Brown.
Short hair or long hair?: Long hair.
Height: 5 foot 5.
STEP ELEVEN:
Number of people I could trust with my life: 3. My parents and Toni.
Number of CDs that I own: A bunch? No, wait, a lot.
Number of tattoos: None on me.
Number of piercings: None on me.
Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday? My parents and grandmother. And the family that that usually entails.
What woke you up this morning? My dad. Way too early.
Where are you? In my living room talking to Toni who doesn't happen to be in my living room, though I wish she was.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? I hope so. Maybe Toni and I will has Buffy?
Do you like anybody? I love someone. (sun)
THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public? Yes. I kind of liked seeing people scatter.
Passed out because of alcohol? Only that time that lady hit me over the head with a bottle of scotch.
What's on your mind RIGHT NOW? The girl of my dreams and also of my reality.
THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? One to film in.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Movie/TVmaker!
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Famous?
IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces? Eh.
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? I ran over the carpet just a little while ago. Yes. The carpet.
Do you listen to music every day? Probably. Music is great. You should try some.
Do you still go trick or treating? Nope. I rarely did, either.
What was the last thing you ate? A Krystal minus pickle.
Are you a fast typer? I dunno. Maybe? It took me 3 hours to write this answer.
Whats your favorite type of soda? Diet Pepsi? No, it's Orange Soda.
Have you ever moved? Twice. Once I remember, once I don't. Got one more coming soon.
Have you ever won an award? I have a Best Lover trophy in my bedroom. I swear I didn't pay too much for it...
Are you listening to music right now? I was listening to Billy Joel and then my internets died. Hope they come back before I finish this.
How long 'till your birthday? 3 months, 2 weeks, and a day.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? Slightly right now? My internet is gone and thus Toni is gone, too. (sad)
What time is it? Hammertime.
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? Buy, buy, buy.
Who makes you mad? My lack of internet.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? Nope. Though I have a song sang for me. It was the sweetest thing ever.
Something you want to happen in 2010? Kissing Toni.
Summer 2008? Was a time in the past.
HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear now? White.
2. Honestly, what's on your mind? You don't want to know...
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? Asking Toni inappropriately appropriate questions.
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? Read the previous question.
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Toni. These answers are getting a bit redundant...
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Not really, no. Well, maybe Toni. She gets to hang out with herself all the time. Darn her.
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Your face.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? Occasionally. Not really bite, though. Kind of flick my teeth with my thumbnail.
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? In my pants.
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Yes. I can see her, but I want to see her in person. Please?
14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? I'm actually a dude.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like? I can't think of anyone. I love youse peoples.
17. Honestly, are you in denial? I... am? CONFUSING QUESTION IS CONFUSING!
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Sometimes.
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? I love someone. Remember?
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? Yeah. She just said so.
ANGER SECTION
1. What do you do when you're mad? Juggle geese.
2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad? Juggle meese.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? I don't think so. Maybe?
4. Do you swear when you're mad? Fuck no. I hate you.
CRYING SECTION
1.When was the last time you actually cried? Over a week ago, I think.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? I did that time.
3. Do certain songs make you cry? Can't See (Useless) by Oingo Boingo. Into the West by Annie Lennox.
4. What usually makes you cry? Me being an idiot.
HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? Yep, yep. Let's party!
2. What makes you the happiest? My ninja sweetheart, Tonificent.
4. Do you believe in yourself? Yes, but I don't believe in you. You don't exist. Mwaha.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? I like hearing it from Toni. Maybe after she reads this, she'll say it again.