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[rolandflakfizer]

• 10:09 About to go build a set for Monsters Anonymous. Production value, baby! #
• 14:59 Dad: I need a Kleenex. Me: I need a woman. My parents together: YES, YOU DO. #
• 17:25 Since JJ did the Star Trek reboot, I get to do the Lost reboot. I'm gonna set it in a parking lot. #
• 17:27 And instead of a plane crash, it's a bus crash. Starring Abe Vigoda in a fat suit. And that other hobbit. #
• 17:47 Or maybe I should do Alias. It's exactly the same except better. #
• 17:53 Cloverfield reboot: The monster is a mile-high muppet. Hud describes everything that happens on a podcast. #
• 17:57 Mission Impossible 4: Tom Cruise has to beat Jason Statham in a mini-golf tournament. Jean Reno cameos as Xenu. #

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