Magnetic Boingo Survey
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Who normally makes everything better?
- I do.
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
- I don't know where Jimmy Hoffa is. Honest.
Who knows the most about you?
- Jimmy Hoffa did know...
Do you always answer your phone?
- It hardly ever rings. If it does, I usually don't have a signal. And if it's someone I don't know, I won't answer it.
How was your day yesterday?
- It was pretty good. Bruce and Donna came over. Then Dennie and his wife and son. And I talked a bit with Vince and Ray.
Ever been on a blind date?
- Nor a normal one.
Who was the last person you gave your number to?
- In a roundabout way, Jon.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
- Worth what? I'm sure they are worth something.
Do you miss anyone?
- I miss you. We don't talk much anymore... We should chat.
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
- Yeah, but I try not to let them get to me. When I go down the hole and I hit the bottom, it only makes me laugh.
Have you ever seen the last person you texted naked?
- Nope. I have seen her lick a DVD, though. Sexy.
Will tomorrow be better than today?
- Tomorrow may change. Or it may never come.
Do you want to see somebody right now?
- Sure. Though after I'm through here, probably gonna sleep. So hurry up.
What were you doing last night at 11?
- Playing some game with bubbles.
Are you in a good mood?
- I'm in a great mood.
Do you know anyone that wants you dead?
-
How good do you think your life has been?
- Life's been so good to me. Has it been good to you? Has it been everything that you expected it to be?
Next time you will kiss someone?
- Tomorrow. 3 PM. Your place.
Do you care what others think about you?
- As long as they aren't plotting my death and/or dismemberment, I'm cool with it.
How old do you look?
- 19 3/4. Though in reality... I'm 20. Shocking, I know.
Anything you want right now?
- I want a zebra.
Do you have your eye on anyone?
- Yes. Sorry about that... I'll just stick it back in my socket. Maybe it'll be ok.
Are you in the middle of texting someone?
- Nope. That would be INSANE!
What is in your backpack right now?
- What backpack? You assume too much.
Wallpaper on your cell phone?
- Me mocking and blocking a fire exit.
What's the most interesting thing that happened to you today?
- This survey!
Do you get along with girls?
- Little Girls...
Ok, that one WAS a bit of a stretch.
What's the last thing someone said to you?
- Put down the gun, please!
Who/what do you dislike currently?
- I hate your outfit and your face. Now everybody dance.
What were you doing at midnight last night ?
- Listening to The Magnetic Fields.
What is the last thing you thought about?
- The Magnetic Fields... This survey is getting repetitive.
Has someone ever cheated on you?
- I caught my parents with another son one time. But that's in the past...
Where does most of your family live?
- Very near.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
- Possibly even longer!
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
- (insert Jimmy Hoffa picture)
Are you mad at someone right now?
- (again)
Last time you saw someone in the hospital?
- I had nothing to do with it. It was an accident. Honest.
Do you think you're a good person?
- All those naughty little things that we don't discuss publicly...
Do you give out second chances too easily?
- Only for money.
Are you afraid of losing the person you fell hardest for?
- Nope. They're locked safely in the cage...
What's one thing you do when you're mad?
- Rant.
When is the last time you saw number one on your top friends?
- I've never met him. Though I talked to him yesterday.
When was the last time you talked to your number two?
- Last Sunday. And now... one last video!
Who normally makes everything better?
- I do.
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
- I don't know where Jimmy Hoffa is. Honest.
Who knows the most about you?
- Jimmy Hoffa did know...
Do you always answer your phone?
- It hardly ever rings. If it does, I usually don't have a signal. And if it's someone I don't know, I won't answer it.
How was your day yesterday?
- It was pretty good. Bruce and Donna came over. Then Dennie and his wife and son. And I talked a bit with Vince and Ray.
Ever been on a blind date?
- Nor a normal one.
Who was the last person you gave your number to?
- In a roundabout way, Jon.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
- Worth what? I'm sure they are worth something.
Do you miss anyone?
- I miss you. We don't talk much anymore... We should chat.
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
- Yeah, but I try not to let them get to me. When I go down the hole and I hit the bottom, it only makes me laugh.
Click to viewHave you ever seen the last person you texted naked?
- Nope. I have seen her lick a DVD, though. Sexy.
Will tomorrow be better than today?
- Tomorrow may change. Or it may never come.
Do you want to see somebody right now?
- Sure. Though after I'm through here, probably gonna sleep. So hurry up.
What were you doing last night at 11?
- Playing some game with bubbles.
Are you in a good mood?
- I'm in a great mood.
Do you know anyone that wants you dead?
-
How good do you think your life has been?
- Life's been so good to me. Has it been good to you? Has it been everything that you expected it to be?
Next time you will kiss someone?
- Tomorrow. 3 PM. Your place.
Do you care what others think about you?
- As long as they aren't plotting my death and/or dismemberment, I'm cool with it.
How old do you look?
- 19 3/4. Though in reality... I'm 20. Shocking, I know.
Anything you want right now?
- I want a zebra.
Do you have your eye on anyone?
- Yes. Sorry about that... I'll just stick it back in my socket. Maybe it'll be ok.
Are you in the middle of texting someone?
- Nope. That would be INSANE!
What is in your backpack right now?
- What backpack? You assume too much.
Wallpaper on your cell phone?
- Me mocking and blocking a fire exit.
What's the most interesting thing that happened to you today?
- This survey!
Do you get along with girls?
- Little Girls...
Ok, that one WAS a bit of a stretch.
What's the last thing someone said to you?
- Put down the gun, please!
Who/what do you dislike currently?
- I hate your outfit and your face. Now everybody dance.
What were you doing at midnight last night ?
- Listening to The Magnetic Fields.
What is the last thing you thought about?
- The Magnetic Fields... This survey is getting repetitive.
Has someone ever cheated on you?
- I caught my parents with another son one time. But that's in the past...
Where does most of your family live?
- Very near.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
- Possibly even longer!
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
- (insert Jimmy Hoffa picture)
Are you mad at someone right now?
- (again)
Last time you saw someone in the hospital?
- I had nothing to do with it. It was an accident. Honest.
Do you think you're a good person?
- All those naughty little things that we don't discuss publicly...
Do you give out second chances too easily?
- Only for money.
Are you afraid of losing the person you fell hardest for?
- Nope. They're locked safely in the cage...
What's one thing you do when you're mad?
- Rant.
When is the last time you saw number one on your top friends?
- I've never met him. Though I talked to him yesterday.
When was the last time you talked to your number two?
- Last Sunday. And now... one last video!