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What is this I read about my little sister dating a MALE? Males are dangerous! Trust me, as a macho man, I know. I am going to find this male and destroy him before things get out of hand. Nothing is too good for my baby sister, except perhaps any food in the house, which belongs solely to me.
I always knew that this was going to happen. Why can't she just go back to obsessing over that Kirley something? He's nice and unavailable to her. My world is turning upside down and inside out!
In other news, I found out last week that I am the proud owner of two darling Hufflepuff girls. Well, wasn't I pleasantly surprised! I must have come over with a bad case of amnesia due to my horrible rage over my sister dating a hunchback.
Excuse me, but I have to kill the monster that is trying to corrupt my baby sister. I knew that I should have locked her up. I also have a scheduled barging into the Hufflepuff Common Room. We're going to have a big orgy. Gryffindors are such silly little creatures.
Beware.
I need some frog spawn soap, and now Hogsmeade trips are cancelled. Something is afoot. Something awry.
Now, I away.
I always knew that this was going to happen. Why can't she just go back to obsessing over that Kirley something? He's nice and unavailable to her. My world is turning upside down and inside out!
In other news, I found out last week that I am the proud owner of two darling Hufflepuff girls. Well, wasn't I pleasantly surprised! I must have come over with a bad case of amnesia due to my horrible rage over my sister dating a hunchback.
Excuse me, but I have to kill the monster that is trying to corrupt my baby sister. I knew that I should have locked her up. I also have a scheduled barging into the Hufflepuff Common Room. We're going to have a big orgy. Gryffindors are such silly little creatures.
Beware.
I need some frog spawn soap, and now Hogsmeade trips are cancelled. Something is afoot. Something awry.
Now, I away.