Poem: When you really love something you write it in capitals

[roland44]

So today I inadvertently wrote a poem for the lovely new community nph_capslock and even though it's random and silly, it's something I wrote and someday I'll want to come back and look at it and think "God I was such an idiot back then". It's the quickest I've ever come up with a poem before in my life. Written completely in stream-of-consciousness mode, in like 5 minutes, unedited.

THERE WAS A GIRL
WHO HAD A ROOMIE
COME AUGUST 08, THE ROOMIE
LEFT FOR NEW DELHI
LEAVING HER WITH
NAUGHT BUT A HARD DISK
FULL OF YUMMY
HOW I MET YOUR MUMMY
RIGHT FROM THE PILOT
THE GIRL WAS HOOKED
NOT JUST WITH THE STORY
BUT WITH HOW FAMILIAR AND SEXY
BARNEY STINSON LOOKED
AFTER WATCHING THE WHOLE THING
TILL END OF SEASON THREE
THE GIRL WAS OBSESSED
WITH THE BROTP
SHE GOOGLED THE CHARACTERS
FOUND THE LIVEJOURNALS
AND FOUND HERSELF SUCKED
INTO THE GIGANTIC WORMHOLE
OF NPH LOVIN'
AND SOON REALIZED
THIS WASN'T THE ONLY SHOW
WHERE SHE'D SEEN THIS GUY
SHE'D SEEN THE TVC'S
OF STARK RAVING MAD
AND UNDERCOVER BROTHER
SHE'D FOUND TOTALLY RAD
THEN THE FORUMS WERE BUZZING
ABOUT DOCTOR HORRIBLE
AND THE MANIA CONSUMED HER
('TWAS REALLY QUITE TERRIBLE)
SHE NOW BLAMES IDIOTICONION
FOR ALL OF THE PERVING
(THE TITLE OF PERV-QUEEN
SHE IS TRULY DESERVING)
AND NOW SHE'S GONE MAD
WITH THE CAPITALIZING
SO SHE THANKS THEE
AND BIDS THEE GOOD DAY
HOPING SHE HASN'T
SCARED EVERYONE AWAY
WITH THIS CRAZY OUTBURST
OF BAD POETRY
AND WHO IS THIS GIRL?
OBVIOUSLY, IT'S ME!