MST 3: Panlabas ng galit
Better a Sue suffer when I get pissed off. I give you..
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AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
Dian: She keeps talking about preps..
Def: Prepositions? We're prepositions? Cool!
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Lou: Awww... the 6's went away...
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Rev: I hope she took the fish out. Def: She sure ain't gonna be able to catch any more of them if they're ripped. Then I put on a black leather minidress Lou: So... she put on a small dress... with all this corset stuff on the back and front. Lou: With torn corsets glued to it. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. Def: she's gonna smell like fish. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. Rev: Defeats the purpose of making it straight. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. Def: How casual. *as Ebony* Oh lookit me, I'm feeling sad! *cuts wrist* Ahh... that felt better. Aww... its still bleeding. Mebbe I'll wait for it to dry. Like nailpolish. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Rev: So much she couldn't see. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. Def: So why did you wear it for the past few chapters? I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert. Rev: Are you sure it isn't chicken blood?
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. Def: So... the car was flying and Draco was standing in mid air? He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok! Rev: Like she'd know any "kewl boiz". ).
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.
Rev: Awww... whassamatta, little Sue...? Not happy to see him?
Def: Mebbe her nail polish didn't dry in time.
Lou: Doesn't look very depressed. *points at the exclaimation point*
“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
Rev: He realized you were still alive.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
Lou: XD Draco's being SENSITIVE!!!
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
Def: Waitwaitwait... Hilary Clinton's fucking the Duffman?! O_o
Rev: How can a face be blonde?
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!
Lou: dundunduuuuuun!
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AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
Def: So it's ENOBY now, huh?
Rev: I thought it was Ebony?
Def: Well... Enoby sounds good, too.
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Lou: Look! The 6's are back! I missed em!
“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco: Driving you to your doom! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
Rev: SHE CALLED IT A THINGIE! *dies laughing*
Def: Proves she's too young to write the word penis.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
Def: She sounds like one of those "Dick and Jane" books. Yknow: "See Jane Run. Run Jane, run. Oh oh. Jane has tripped and broken her neck. Whatever are we to do?"
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore's drunken clone named Steve who drinks a lot and cusses like a pirate!
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AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
Dian: So... you're either a preposition or a model?
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Lou: My little numeric friends never left me!
Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.
Rev: Oh WHO DOESN'T?!
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.
Def: She just called them average idiots.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Lou: Weeeeeeel... they got off pretty easy.
Rev: Yeah coz the profs use that excuse all the time.
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.
Def: Dammit, Draco, get it right! It's ENOBY!
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
I feel better now.
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AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
Dian: She keeps talking about preps..
Def: Prepositions? We're prepositions? Cool!
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Lou: Awww... the 6's went away...
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Rev: I hope she took the fish out. Def: She sure ain't gonna be able to catch any more of them if they're ripped. Then I put on a black leather minidress Lou: So... she put on a small dress... with all this corset stuff on the back and front. Lou: With torn corsets glued to it. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. Def: she's gonna smell like fish. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. Rev: Defeats the purpose of making it straight. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. Def: How casual. *as Ebony* Oh lookit me, I'm feeling sad! *cuts wrist* Ahh... that felt better. Aww... its still bleeding. Mebbe I'll wait for it to dry. Like nailpolish. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Rev: So much she couldn't see. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. Def: So why did you wear it for the past few chapters? I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert. Rev: Are you sure it isn't chicken blood?
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. Def: So... the car was flying and Draco was standing in mid air? He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok! Rev: Like she'd know any "kewl boiz". ).
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.
Rev: Awww... whassamatta, little Sue...? Not happy to see him?
Def: Mebbe her nail polish didn't dry in time.
Lou: Doesn't look very depressed. *points at the exclaimation point*
“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
Rev: He realized you were still alive.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
Lou: XD Draco's being SENSITIVE!!!
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
Def: Waitwaitwait... Hilary Clinton's fucking the Duffman?! O_o
Rev: How can a face be blonde?
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!
Lou: dundunduuuuuun!
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AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
Def: So it's ENOBY now, huh?
Rev: I thought it was Ebony?
Def: Well... Enoby sounds good, too.
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Lou: Look! The 6's are back! I missed em!
“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco: Driving you to your doom! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
Rev: SHE CALLED IT A THINGIE! *dies laughing*
Def: Proves she's too young to write the word penis.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
Def: She sounds like one of those "Dick and Jane" books. Yknow: "See Jane Run. Run Jane, run. Oh oh. Jane has tripped and broken her neck. Whatever are we to do?"
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore's drunken clone named Steve who drinks a lot and cusses like a pirate!
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AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
Dian: So... you're either a preposition or a model?
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Lou: My little numeric friends never left me!
Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.
Rev: Oh WHO DOESN'T?!
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.
Def: She just called them average idiots.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Lou: Weeeeeeel... they got off pretty easy.
Rev: Yeah coz the profs use that excuse all the time.
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.
Def: Dammit, Draco, get it right! It's ENOBY!
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
I feel better now.