Have you guys ever thought about what sort of fanfiction you'd see when your series gets published?
(Typed it offline so I could refer to my Excel file)
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Aesir Apocalypse
-Four more beings have survived past the end of Apocalypse, causing the Cleanser to seek them out.
(Isn't that the original plot? o.o)
Envy notices Chaos' bitter hatred toward the Cleanser and wishes he could do something about it. Envy/Chaos
(...these four are not capable of feeling any sort of emotion but what their names are. Why dyou think I haven't put them up for mating yet?)
Past the final battle, the Cleanser finds remnants of a lost love he wish he never destroyed. Cleanser/Chaos
(Just as feasable as Seph/Kadaj. Hot... but canonically impossible.)
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Chocolate Bread
Zaide has a problem. He seems to have fallen in love with his teacher! Zaide/Corriander
-I admit the pairing is feasable... but Corriander isn't the type to pedo his students.
Since Umbre seems to be interested in someone else, Zaide and Faust go for what's second best: each other. Zaide/Faust
-Canonically, it's Zaide/Umbre... but I would actually say Zaide being seme for CBI is impossible. Faust/Zaide. *nod*
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Cirque de Noir
In heaven, he is male. On earth, he is female. Inbetween, they can be together. Yuki/Yuki
-Don't ask. Jaymar gave me that quirk. It's as feasable as male!Ranma/female!Ranma.
He is a demon bent on world domination. She is the queen of an ancient civilization. Is he just using her or is it love? Xyke/Ijadurca
-HE'S USING HER, DAMMIT!
Only the ancient queen has the ingredient Exe has to fill the emptiness inside. Ijadurca/Exe
-No words...
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Deux Sanguine
What would have happened if Alexander Raege hadn't destroyed Louis' hometown. Could things have worked out between them? Alex/Lou
Lou and Alex: EEW NO!
No one is to know they are in love. It would be wrong if the rest of the gang found out. He was free. He was bound. Murdoch/Fury
-NO! NO! GOD NO! *hugs Matt and Fury plushies*
He was the hope of his people and when he was held captive did he finally catch a certain someone's eye. Alex/Galahad
-...Alex... is... not... goingtohitonawerewulfcub!
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Rokuryu
The only one he can turn to is his one confidante, his best friend and his secret love. Sey/Lou
-OH GOD FUCK NO!
Lou: o.o I know we're close... but we're not THAT close.
>.> We're both gay.
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Stellar Stories
He wasn't the nicest of men but he most certainly was one of the best looking. Yoji/Gwyne
-...oh come now. Gwyne's not THAT shallow...
Man, I think I just broke my brain. If you guys see anyone interesting in that list, please let me know. ^w^