Olfactory Sniffing Device
To sniff across vast interstellar distances, sometimes you need a really big nose!
Do we need one of these?
Tim:
What the...
Chris:
wow. this is the best thing that the internet has put in front of my eyes all day. that "scientist" in the marketing doc looks... err.. very professional. lol.
Ryan:
Great plan. We should all use an exo-nasal enhancement to make us aware of all toxins that surround us daily.. Can they build one into a a bike mask?
Eliav:
It's like a Total Perspective Vortex in which YOU are the sensor!
Ariella:
It's just a run-of-the-mill 31st century smell-o-scope. What's the big deal folks?
Tim:
I need one. And I need someone to set up a bread machine a half-mile away for target practice.
Eliav:
this could revolutionize the world for blind people! it will make seeing eye dogs a thing of the past!
we will get custom ones made for our bikes in the style of HR Giger
Tim:
I think the jules verne look goes better with bicycles… something about 1800s france just screams "velocisniffopede!" Your mileage may vary.
Let's save the Giger look for the sniff-o-nav consoles on our starships.
Do we need one of these?
Tim:
What the...
Chris:
wow. this is the best thing that the internet has put in front of my eyes all day. that "scientist" in the marketing doc looks... err.. very professional. lol.
Ryan:
Great plan. We should all use an exo-nasal enhancement to make us aware of all toxins that surround us daily.. Can they build one into a a bike mask?
Eliav:
It's like a Total Perspective Vortex in which YOU are the sensor!
Ariella:
It's just a run-of-the-mill 31st century smell-o-scope. What's the big deal folks?
Tim:
I need one. And I need someone to set up a bread machine a half-mile away for target practice.
Eliav:
this could revolutionize the world for blind people! it will make seeing eye dogs a thing of the past!
we will get custom ones made for our bikes in the style of HR Giger
Tim:
I think the jules verne look goes better with bicycles… something about 1800s france just screams "velocisniffopede!" Your mileage may vary.
Let's save the Giger look for the sniff-o-nav consoles on our starships.