ok ok last one
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: man...I just did something bad.....
You: how bad?
Stranger: on a scale of 1-10?
You: yeah
Stranger: like a 1
Stranger: I pissed on my toilet seat
You: oh okay, so no prob :)
You: on purpose?
Stranger: yea...that's the bad thing
You: hmmm
You: did you do it for revenge?
Stranger: yea the toilet likes to talk shit to me
Stranger: so I figured I would show it whats up
You: good for you!
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: I feel better
You: I'm proud of you
Stranger: haha....
Stranger: but I have killed someone before
You: maybe that toilet will think twice before talking shit
Stranger: yea
You: so?
You: did you get caught?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: time will tell
You: ok so then what's the problem?
You: oh ok
Stranger: ya...
You: you better hope that Detective Goren isn't on the case
Stranger: yea I hope not
Stranger: so enough about me
Stranger: how's life stranger?
You: because he can smell a tire track and tell what the driver had for lunch....... 2 weeks ago!
Stranger: lol
You: life is pretty good
You: omegle brings the lulz
Stranger: lol indeed.
Stranger: this is such a creepy idea
Stranger: good ol 4chan bringin me here
You: my bff told me about this
Stranger: jill?
You: nope
Stranger: ah
Stranger: I wonder if some of these people are cops or somethin
Stranger: tryin to track down pedo's
You: nah, that's Chris Hansen
You: he's DEF on here
Stranger: yea I wouldn't doubt it
You: remember, never accept cookies or iced tea or lemonade
Stranger: true that
Stranger: to catch a predator is one of the best shows ever made
Stranger: I loved watching it
Stranger: especially when it was a pastor
Stranger: getting caught
Stranger: I thought that was great
You: OMG WHAT?!
Stranger: yea a few times priests , teachers and pastors got caugh
Stranger: t
Stranger: a jewish rabi got caught once and he was flippin out
Stranger: it was fuckin awesome
You: OMG that's so fucking creepy!
You: ILU chris hansen!
Stranger: yea....it's pretty neat
Stranger: just shows you how life really is
Stranger: you're not really safe around anyone
You: inorite?
You: eesh
Stranger: anyways
You: :[
Stranger: lol
Stranger: people are fucking weirdos
You: i'm watching family matters :)
Stranger: I work at a gym and I have to deal with retards all the time
Stranger: i'm not doing shit
Stranger: drinkin some water
Stranger: was playin diablo 1 with some friends
You: LOL... wait you don't mean actual retards right coz that's mean
You: LOL
Stranger: nah not actual retards
Stranger: worse
Stranger: hippies
Stranger: I hate hippies
You: hippies at a gym?
You: does not compute
Stranger: I know sounds wierd
Stranger: I live in a college town
Stranger: where it has 50% hippies and homeless
Stranger: and the other half college kids
Stranger: and they aren't the drug using hippies (I don't mind them)
Stranger: they are these kind of people that think their better than you because they drive a smart car
Stranger: or donate 2 dollars to save the rain forrest
Stranger: and take yoga and pilliates
Stranger: oh well.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: GO!
Stranger: STOP!
You: GREEN!
Stranger: RED!
You: POTATO!
Stranger: MASHED?
You: ANY KIND!
Stranger: OKAY!
You: CHICKEN!
Stranger: TURKEY!
You: HAM!
Stranger: CHEESE!
You: PICKLES!!!!
Stranger: CUCUMBERS!
You: MAYONNAISE!
You: ...I DON'T KNOW IF I MISPELLED THAT!
Stranger: RANCH DRESSING!
You: CARROTS!
Stranger: GREEN BEANS!
You: I FUCKING LOVE GREEN BEANS!
Stranger: I FUCKING HATE THEM!
You: OMG BUT THEY'RE SO GOOD!
Stranger: IDK I'VE NEVER LIKED THEM, BUT I LOVE BROCCOLI LOL
Stranger: !
You: BROCCOLI IS GREAT TOO!
Stranger: YES!
You: CAULIFLOWER!
Stranger: KUMQUAT!
You: I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT THAT IS OTHER THAN BEING A FRUIT!
Stranger: WELL IT'S FOOD!
Stranger: I CAN
You: GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
Stranger: T THINK OF ANY OTHER VEGGIES!
Stranger: SWEET!
You: MANGO!
You: I FUCKING LOVE FRUIT!
Stranger: ME TOO! STRAWBERRY!
You: I HAD A KIWI SLUSH WITH MY DINNER AND OMG IT WAS SO GOOD!
You: I FUCKING LOVE STRAWBERRIES!
You: I HAVE SOME IN MY FREEZER RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: OMG THAT SOUNDS AMAZING! I WANT CAKE!
You: WHAT KIND OF CAKE!?
You: I HAVE TO BRB BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PEE ON MYSELF! IS THAT OKAY!? PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!
Connection imploded. :'( :'(
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: man...I just did something bad.....
You: how bad?
Stranger: on a scale of 1-10?
You: yeah
Stranger: like a 1
Stranger: I pissed on my toilet seat
You: oh okay, so no prob :)
You: on purpose?
Stranger: yea...that's the bad thing
You: hmmm
You: did you do it for revenge?
Stranger: yea the toilet likes to talk shit to me
Stranger: so I figured I would show it whats up
You: good for you!
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: I feel better
You: I'm proud of you
Stranger: haha....
Stranger: but I have killed someone before
You: maybe that toilet will think twice before talking shit
Stranger: yea
You: so?
You: did you get caught?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: time will tell
You: ok so then what's the problem?
You: oh ok
Stranger: ya...
You: you better hope that Detective Goren isn't on the case
Stranger: yea I hope not
Stranger: so enough about me
Stranger: how's life stranger?
You: because he can smell a tire track and tell what the driver had for lunch....... 2 weeks ago!
Stranger: lol
You: life is pretty good
You: omegle brings the lulz
Stranger: lol indeed.
Stranger: this is such a creepy idea
Stranger: good ol 4chan bringin me here
You: my bff told me about this
Stranger: jill?
You: nope
Stranger: ah
Stranger: I wonder if some of these people are cops or somethin
Stranger: tryin to track down pedo's
You: nah, that's Chris Hansen
You: he's DEF on here
Stranger: yea I wouldn't doubt it
You: remember, never accept cookies or iced tea or lemonade
Stranger: true that
Stranger: to catch a predator is one of the best shows ever made
Stranger: I loved watching it
Stranger: especially when it was a pastor
Stranger: getting caught
Stranger: I thought that was great
You: OMG WHAT?!
Stranger: yea a few times priests , teachers and pastors got caugh
Stranger: t
Stranger: a jewish rabi got caught once and he was flippin out
Stranger: it was fuckin awesome
You: OMG that's so fucking creepy!
You: ILU chris hansen!
Stranger: yea....it's pretty neat
Stranger: just shows you how life really is
Stranger: you're not really safe around anyone
You: inorite?
You: eesh
Stranger: anyways
You: :[
Stranger: lol
Stranger: people are fucking weirdos
You: i'm watching family matters :)
Stranger: I work at a gym and I have to deal with retards all the time
Stranger: i'm not doing shit
Stranger: drinkin some water
Stranger: was playin diablo 1 with some friends
You: LOL... wait you don't mean actual retards right coz that's mean
You: LOL
Stranger: nah not actual retards
Stranger: worse
Stranger: hippies
Stranger: I hate hippies
You: hippies at a gym?
You: does not compute
Stranger: I know sounds wierd
Stranger: I live in a college town
Stranger: where it has 50% hippies and homeless
Stranger: and the other half college kids
Stranger: and they aren't the drug using hippies (I don't mind them)
Stranger: they are these kind of people that think their better than you because they drive a smart car
Stranger: or donate 2 dollars to save the rain forrest
Stranger: and take yoga and pilliates
Stranger: oh well.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: GO!
Stranger: STOP!
You: GREEN!
Stranger: RED!
You: POTATO!
Stranger: MASHED?
You: ANY KIND!
Stranger: OKAY!
You: CHICKEN!
Stranger: TURKEY!
You: HAM!
Stranger: CHEESE!
You: PICKLES!!!!
Stranger: CUCUMBERS!
You: MAYONNAISE!
You: ...I DON'T KNOW IF I MISPELLED THAT!
Stranger: RANCH DRESSING!
You: CARROTS!
Stranger: GREEN BEANS!
You: I FUCKING LOVE GREEN BEANS!
Stranger: I FUCKING HATE THEM!
You: OMG BUT THEY'RE SO GOOD!
Stranger: IDK I'VE NEVER LIKED THEM, BUT I LOVE BROCCOLI LOL
Stranger: !
You: BROCCOLI IS GREAT TOO!
Stranger: YES!
You: CAULIFLOWER!
Stranger: KUMQUAT!
You: I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT THAT IS OTHER THAN BEING A FRUIT!
Stranger: WELL IT'S FOOD!
Stranger: I CAN
You: GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
Stranger: T THINK OF ANY OTHER VEGGIES!
Stranger: SWEET!
You: MANGO!
You: I FUCKING LOVE FRUIT!
Stranger: ME TOO! STRAWBERRY!
You: I HAD A KIWI SLUSH WITH MY DINNER AND OMG IT WAS SO GOOD!
You: I FUCKING LOVE STRAWBERRIES!
You: I HAVE SOME IN MY FREEZER RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: OMG THAT SOUNDS AMAZING! I WANT CAKE!
You: WHAT KIND OF CAKE!?
You: I HAVE TO BRB BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PEE ON MYSELF! IS THAT OKAY!? PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!
Connection imploded. :'( :'(