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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: so omegle, we meet again
Stranger: howdy stranger
You: *tips hat* long days and pleasant nights
Stranger: i reckon there isn't room in here for the both of us
You: Hile, no gunslinger am I
Stranger: well i got the quickest draw in the midwest
You: But I am unarmed
Stranger: then i shall let ye go
You: Thankee, sai
You: Where are you from
You: ?
Stranger: the midwest
You: Cool, northeast here
Stranger: do i pick explorer, merchant or warrior?
You: hmmm...... explorer... just not Dora
You: ;)
Stranger: k
Stranger: i shall be an explorer viking
You: ooh good one!
Stranger: Your raid was successful!
You used 1 Energy and are rewarded with 419 coins, 819 hectares of land and 1 experience.
You: lol you're playing oregon trail aren't you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: viking clan
Stranger: random facebook game
You: oh
You: I don't really play their games
Stranger: yeah they are all the same
You: I want some chicken
Stranger: what kind of chicken?
You: hmmm......
You: I think any kind would just about do
Stranger: dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
You: OMG how'd you know?!
Stranger: they are everyone's favorite
You: oh. this is true
You: and anyone that disagrees should be kicked in the shin
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i proclaim it law
You: I second it!
Stranger: aye
You: *slams gavel*
You: .... and now I've run out of things to talk about... :'(
Stranger: and me as well
You: boo-urns
You: hmmm I know! let's play patty cake!
You: y/y?
Stranger: patty cake
Stranger: patty cake
Stranger: bakers man
Stranger: bake me a cake as fast as you can
You: pat it and prick it
You: and mark it with a B
You: put it in the oven for....
Stranger: stranger and me
You: awww, you're so sweet!
You: *hugs forever*
Stranger: hugs is as far as you go?
You: *blush* oh my
You: hmm... bear hugs?
Stranger: no
You: :D
Stranger: i'm scared of bears
You: D:
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: yeah, they tried to eat me once
You: what about Yogi Bear? he's way smarter than the one that tried to eat you
Stranger: yeah, but he's dead
Stranger: didnt you see that one family guy?
You: D: NOOOOO say it ain't so!
Stranger: i thought you knew
You: I will cry forever
Stranger: that's ok
Stranger: we will hug forever
You: okay!
You: thanks bb
You: and eat dino chicken nuggets?
Stranger: yeah
You: AWESOME!
You: hi5!
Stranger: and make a sexy time?
You: hmmm i dunno
You: do you dig pregnant chix?
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: only if they're having triplets
You: oh, I am not
You: just one at a time
Stranger: shoot
Stranger: guess not then
You: I can't. I told you I wasn't a gunslinger
You: wow, I just fail all around :'(
Stranger: guess so
Stranger: but you have dino nuggets
Stranger: so you're not all bad
You: okay, awesome
You: thanks
You: I'm watching home improvement rn
Stranger: did tim break something?
You: not yet, the show just started
You: he will though. oh how he will
You: and never learn his lesson
Stranger: yep, and then he will get advice on how to fix it by a stranger neighbor who never shows his face
You: and he will mention some random person from history and tim will grunt and then proceed to muck it up when he repeats it to Jill or on tool time
Stranger: yep
Stranger: show is very predictable
You: the routine comforts me
You: like a nice warm snuggly blanket
You: :)
You: that and JTT was suuuucha hunk ;);)
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