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ShesTheSlaught3r: hi
hesinthere: hi
ShesTheSlaught3r: iloveyou
hesinthere: dear rokki gray,
how have you been lately? i havent spoken to you in ages. right back to me soon! your friend always,
bryan
hesinthere: dear rokki gray,
hesinthere: dear rokki gray,
this is the last time i am ever writing you. you are the worst pen pal ever, u never reply. keep on ice fishing in your alaskan home. never your friend again,
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: Dear Bryan,
i want your fucking ass naked in my bed right now.
i fucking love your sweeeeetass. i want to sex you. youre really hot and i like you. lets hang out ;-).
your friend,
Raquelle
hesinthere: dear raquelle,
you are very dirty and i love it. i hope you can come to my home and maybe we can play with my yakbak after your igloo thaws in the spring. sometimes i masturbate to you. your friend always,
bryan
hesinthere: dear raquelle,
your too tall for me, we must see other people.
never your friend again,
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear Bryan,
you are a very little dirty boy also. hmmmm i kinda love you and want to rip your clothes off. actually i just decided i dont like you because im not tall and i dont like tall girls that much kinda. but why do you masturbate to me? thats kinda weird, and hot...let have sex in my igloo....that i dont have.
i hate you,
Rokki
hesinthere: dear raquelle,
you have all your appendages and i cant handle the pressure of being late to school when i have projects due, sometimes i like margarin on my baked potatoes instead of just butter.
your friend,
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan,
youre a fucking crackhead
Rokki
hesinthere: dear raquelle,
please disregard my last letter, i wasn't myself. i was high on crack.
your friend,
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan,
i love you
Rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki,
marry me
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan,
when?
rokki
hesinthere: dear janine,
sex was great last night.
love, bryan
dear raquelle,
tommorow
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: bryan,
i hate you and i would never marry you in my entire life...go fuck yourself you scumbag:-D
rokki
hesinthere: dear raquelle,
i seem to have sent you the wrong mail, made out my grandmother janine. it has her food stamps in it so please mail back to the return address or my grandma will starve.
bryan
hesinthere: dear rokki,
why do you hate me? i love you and we will get married tommorow!
love,
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: bryan
your a disgusting grandma fucker. i hate you and im keeping the food stamps in spite of you and your sinful acts with elderly relatives.
rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki,
you got me. :-[
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan
i really wish you didnt cheat on me, because i love you and want to marry you tomorrow
rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki,
why dont you strip for me tommorow and everything will then be all better?
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan
no
rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki,
(sigh) fine.
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan
if you strip for me tomorrow we can resolve our problems
rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki,
i will strip for you. i have no rythym, three nipples, and one testical, you will throw up.
bryan
hesinthere: dear rokki
you snort when you laugh and i fucking love it!!!
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan
iloveyou
rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki,
i love you back.
brian
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan
you cant spell your own name you fucking moron
rocky
hesinthere: dear rokki
i know.
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan
i miss you times infinity
rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki
gross
bryan
ps. i miss you times infinity +1
hesinthere: dear rokki
its been a while since ur last letter"
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan,
if i dont see you asap i really dont know what im going to do with myself. we just hung out last night...but i feel like its been weeks. i kinda wanna hug you and spoon and whatnot. if we dont ill kill you i meannnnnnnn. anyway i miss you a lot a lot and im sorry its taken me sooo long to write back. i was mourning because my pet snail died last week. im sorry i love you. i hope we can still fuck :-\
rokki
hesinthere: dear spongebob,
went to the store for more giant paper.
patrick
ps. happy leif erickson day, hergendegendergen
hesinthere: dear rokki,
why dont we just hang out again tommorow then?
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan
that would be superb...if you let me touch your ass
rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki,
deal...if u dont work, perhaps we can go a semi early movie so we can spoon back at ur house or mine?
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: dear bryan
i do NOT work tomorrow. i am going shopping but i should be home around 4 if not earlier. that sounds excellent. itll nice to get out, but i also like to spoon
rokki
ShesTheSlaught3r: be^^^^^^^^^^^
ShesTheSlaught3r: im not really an idiot and leave words out
hesinthere: dear rokki,
good deal, perhaps we'll see an 8 oclockish show therefore we will be back in ur bed near 11 for one hour of spoonage.
hesinthere: bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: bryan
my bed?
rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki,
or my couch, whatever u prefer
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: bryan
hmmmm i like my bed
rokki
hesinthere: dear rokki
okitay
bryan
ShesTheSlaught3r: bryan
i fucking miss you more than i did 5 minutes ago. come over right now
rokki
hesinthere: ew gross!
hesinthere: how bout u come here!
ShesTheSlaught3r: no youre older
hesinthere: (why are we still siting on the phone...i kinda like it though)
ShesTheSlaught3r: me too
ShesTheSlaught3r: i can hear you breath
hesinthere: your welcome
hesinthere: ok ur gonnna hate me now
hesinthere: but i think im gonna go to bedz
hesinthere: <3<3<3
hesinthere signed off at 1:32:58 AM.