Feeling vomitastic

Apr 23, 2005 21:37

Mad libs are great.

Subject: The SOFT PANDA BEARS in the INTERROGATION CHAMBER and Other Business.

From: Mr. BLUE, DEATH Supervisor

To: All Employees of CHEWY LIGER Inc.

It has come to my FRUITY attention that the INTERROGATION CHAMBER has been ALL-ENCOMPASSINGLY BACKHANDED UNDER with SOFT PANDA BEARS. I am tired of dealing with ALBANESQUE employees and their SOFT PANDA BEARS. The INTERROGATION CHAMBER is meant for FUCKING. It is not a ONIONS room.

On a more MAJESTIC note, I would like to RUN all of you for the SUCKY work you all did on the MAGNETA CHAMBER POT account. You should all be HORRIFICLY DROPKICKED.

Also, be sure to welcome PAT, the newest member of the MILLER'S WHEEL department. They will be a FANTABULOUS SPYGLASS to our family.

LUSCIOUSLY Yours,

Mr. BLUE, DEATH Supervisor.
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