you REALLY wanna know??

Apr 24, 2004 15:38

sex survey

~Truth, Be Honest~
what's ur sexuality: i like MEN

age you lost ur virginity: 18
what's ur "spot": my tummy right above the pelvic bone an around the belly button
name of the person who gave u the best sex:...the juRy is still out
how many partners have u had: wouldnt u like to know??.. [[hint:: not as many as you think]]
have u or would u have sex with someone of the same sex: that would have to definitely be a NO (sorry boys)
what's ur favorite sexual position:.. again.. depends on your talent..
ever had phone sex: NoPe..doesnt appeal to me
celebrity you wanna fuck: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE [[was there ever any question?!?!]]
ever had sex in public: whats ur definition of public?.. where people can see--No way!
are you a giver or receiver: 50-50 as long as you play your cards right
what's the hair style down there: hard wood floor
would u or have u ever made a home porn: iF im gonna make 'em, i BETTER get paid.. but the answer is NoPe!
does watching porn turn you on: not so much turn me on, as make me hungry
favorite song to F U C K to: ...YeAH!...
body part which u notice on someone: aRms and hands
what do u masterbate with (fingers, vibrators, pocket rockets, etc): contRaRy to belief, not all giRLs do it, and its NOT for everyone
what's a bigger turn on.. kissing, hugging, touching, etc: Kisses in spots like the forehead
ever had sex with multiple partners (at the same time): wtF! nO!
are you the freaky type or the romantic type: i like it rOugh..
are you loud in bed: i've been told i'M quiet?
favorite sex food: hMmM...
what's the most you've ever fucked in a day: dOnt remember..
like to cuddle after or one night stands?: cuddling makes you get attached...
what would ur porn star name be: never thOught bOut it.. any suggestions?!
ever had sex with ur period: nOpe
would u ever have or had had sex with an enemy: whats the pleasure in that?
ever fantasized about a teacher: mR. PauLSSOn-- EcOn teacH.
ever toss someone's salad: yuuuuuuuuuck!

This or That-
wips or paddles: HaNds only please
handcuffs or blindfolds: Blindfolds
guys or girls: GuYS!
moans or screams: moans
hair pulling or getting ur hair pulled: NeitHeR!
shaven or unshaven: SHAVE!
hot candle wax or ice: iCe iCe BaBy
pierced or un-pierced nipples: never experienced the pierced ones before
on the bed or on the floor: doesnt matteR!
spank-y or spank-er: ::giggles::
one night stand or long time: LoNg TiMe
ever tried those sex toys: nAh
fingers or strap ons: fingers
motion lotion or sex dust: uhhhh?
tits or ass: i like BiG butts an i cannot LiE!

Finish the sentence-
The last time i thought about sex was.....RiGht NoW!
The last time i masterbated was. . .NEVER
I think sucking toes is. . . . .ewwwww, feet touch the ground!
Sex in public is. . . . . Naughty
anal sex is. . . . . gRoSSeRo

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x= true

( ) I've never been drunk
( ) I've never smoked pot
( ) I've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I've never kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I've never crashed a friend's car
(x) I've never been to japan
( ) I've never ridden in a taxi
(x) I've never had anal sex
(?) I've never been in love
( ) I've never had sex
(?) I've never had sex in public ((depends on the deF.)
( ) I've never been dumped
( ) I've never shoplifted
(x) I've never been fired
( ) I've never been in a fist fight
(x) I've never had a threesome
(x) I've never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I've never been tied up (sexually)
(x) I've never been caught masturbating
( ) I've never pissed on myself
(x) I've never had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) I've never been arrested
( ) I've never made out with a stranger
(x) I've never celebrated New Years in Time Square
(x) I've never been on a blind date
( ) I've never lied to a friend
( ) I've never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I've never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
( ) I've never been to Europe
( ) I've never skipped school
(x) I've never slept with a co-worker
(x) I've never cut myself on purpose
( ) I've never had sex at the office or at school..((i did live on campus people!))
(x) I've never gotten married
(x) I've never gotten divorced
(x) I've never had children
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