I really couldn't tell how this got so out of hand. I just came here to download a song that I already bought from iTunes -which btw, I have yet to open- and a small moment of curiosity led from one thing to another.
Why?
I just wanted to know if the Clinique products I just bought were a good decision. But I found out that there's this site that actually ranks things -products of any kind and now I know the brand of the "best" natural deodorants available-. Dunno how but then I got to a list, made by someone who actually went through random items on amazon and enlisted the best reviewed products, published that and made money. Listed there, there was a shower head that actually plays music and some kind of silicone brush that massages your scalp. It comes with a nice looking brush.
Later I read an article that brought about NOTHING to my life; it was just this guy who went without deodorant for four weeks. His conclusion? He actually smells worst that he thought he would. Stale popcorn and fritos were a part of the description for that funky smell. Four weeks without deodorant, all because his editor -HIS ACTUAL BOSS- told him to do it. And he lives with his girlfriend.
All of which led me to believe that perhaps I just should download the damn violin concerto, put on my Team Iron Man t-shirt and enjoy the fuck out of this holidays because it had been a really long time since I fell in what I call "the infinite loop" and this makes me feel like I'm 21 again.